INTERNATIONAL EDUCATION

We may never catch up.

(Thanks to Lord Greg and Horace LaBadie)

Comments

[nursecindy]

Yesterday I passed the grueling 'cutting the grass and washing the car' tests. I'll probably get my certificate later this week.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Congratulations, cindy! I passed the drive downtown/eat lunch/accompany my wife to Macy's (by far the toughest part)/return home test.

"We think he may go far... so long as he gets the 135!"

*snork*

[Uncle Dick Madeley]

I'm ashamed to call myself British.

[Horace LaBadie]

No Child Left Behind is another one of those phrases that means something different depending on whether you are in America or Great Britain. Poor Joe, he would take remedial bus-riding, if only he didn't get lost on the way to the bus stop.

Personally, I think our students are equally qualified in staring out the window.

[Meanie the Blue]

*Re-reads walking instructions that were included with gum package.*

[insomniac]

1. Fill in the blank: "The ------ on the bus go round and round."

2. Bus fare
a) is money you give to ride the bus
b) is a really boring musical fesitval
c) no, bus un-fair! Hulk smash!!!!

3. Once on the bus , you look out
a) the windows
b) out of a medication-induced fog
c) for those transformer-dudes, and that awesome megan fox!

[Steve]

I wanna "fall about laughing". I don't think I have done that since watching "The Hallelujah Trail". Oh, and before that, Lee Marvin in "Cat Ballou".

[CJrun]

I successfully passed the build-a-two liter soda bottle-water-rocket-launcher test.

I'm all wet, though. Or so I've been told.

[frodolives]

CJ, in MY day we didn't HAVE two liter soda bottles... We had to use 16 oz. GLASS Pepsi bottles and I've got the scars Polaroid pictures taken by my brother, who convinced me "this is SOOO cool" told me from a great distance how to make it work.

Climbs on the geezer bus to get my certificate...

[Margaritaville]

Yesterday I am proud to report I passed my "How Much Chocolate Can You Eat In A Day?" test.

[Loudmouth]

I passed the "Twitter until you realize just how many really stupid people there in the world, including yourself and quit" test. Think I'll go for the "sit in the backyard and watch the sunset" merit badge.