FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATE
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody...
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Nice belly button ring
Posted by: Jazzzz | August 29, 2009 at 12:37 PM
judi, no link to an article that
explainsdescribes that picture???Posted by: frodolives | August 29, 2009 at 01:10 PM
um- uncaged?
Posted by: queensbee | August 29, 2009 at 01:13 PM
And who's the green person the lizard is trying to get away from? Looks like a cross between "the Mummy", the green alien chick from Star Trek, and Nancy Pelosi... (I apologize if any of those are, in fact, redundancies...)
Posted by: frodolives | August 29, 2009 at 01:27 PM
what, mr. olives, don't you have a huge yellow neck thing that comes out when you wanna mate?
here, maybe this will help explain it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngiH3KAgvro
Posted by: judi | August 29, 2009 at 01:31 PM
Rich insurance company spokesleezards who can't find Saturday night companionship get no sympathy from me.
Posted by: Clankazoid | August 29, 2009 at 01:35 PM
miss judi,
the huge yellow neck thing has been what's KEPT me from matingThanks for the link so we know (not no) that this is a lizard's mating ritual...Posted by: frodolives | August 29, 2009 at 01:40 PM
He's about to do that old "Go ahead, pull my tail" practical joke again, isn't he?
Posted by: Lairbo | August 29, 2009 at 01:40 PM
Oh, and btw, judi, SNORKS! and sarcastic "Thanks!" for putting that song into my head... It will take days to rid myself of it!!
Posted by: frodolives | August 29, 2009 at 01:44 PM
Oh, and for any of you "non-geezer types"...
Posted by: frodolives | August 29, 2009 at 01:50 PM
Boys night out it is, then.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 29, 2009 at 01:52 PM
judi, I move that Horace be forever banned from this site. Do I hear any second?
Posted by: frodolives | August 29, 2009 at 01:53 PM
*SMACKS* Horace repeatedly. Siouxie! Get the machete!
Posted by: nursecindy | August 29, 2009 at 01:55 PM
nursecindy, did you mean *SMACKS*???
Posted by: frodolives | August 29, 2009 at 01:59 PM
Judi's link. *SMACKS* Horace again.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 29, 2009 at 02:00 PM
I like the woman holding the baseball bat in that video. I think that would work for Horace's digression.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 29, 2009 at 02:06 PM
nc, as a huge baseball fan, I was hoping to take that role, but if your prefer it, I will cede to you... I can be the woman with the pistol just as easily...
Posted by: frodolives | August 29, 2009 at 02:08 PM
another saturday night and i
ain't got nobody
gotta pass my genes on, if it's not too late
won't please someone admire my throat sac
i'm in a rush to mate!
it's hard to be a reptile
if south florida's where you call home
so many things'll eat ya
my life's a double feature
of 'noah's ark' and 'thunderdome'!
(chorus)
my pick-up line needs some work
it shames me to report
"although now i am a lizard
i was enchanted by a wizard;
a cat name of voldemort!"
(chorus)
so if you know of any females
impressed by my huge display
be they old hands or beginners
don't be a python's dinner
come on over and we'll start to play!
Posted by: insomniac | August 29, 2009 at 02:23 PM
Good on ya', insom!!!
Posted by: frodolives | August 29, 2009 at 02:28 PM
Ah...insom, insom. Bless your heart, we can always count on you!
(and Yussuf, too)
Posted by: Betsy | August 29, 2009 at 02:48 PM
ot - megashark vs giant octopus tonight!!!!! - ot
Posted by: Hammond Rye | August 29, 2009 at 02:49 PM
Horace, I recognize Barry Manilow, but who's the guy in the back ?
Posted by: Jazzzz | August 29, 2009 at 02:52 PM
Just another horny lounge lizard.
Posted by: Davec | August 29, 2009 at 03:21 PM
Voted through to the next round 'cause he's got talent.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 29, 2009 at 04:09 PM
Bravo, insom'!
Posted by: MOTW | August 29, 2009 at 04:21 PM
Horace will get a Photoshop C-.
Posted by: Tash | August 29, 2009 at 05:07 PM
wants to know what's in the cage?
Posted by: Guin | August 29, 2009 at 05:16 PM
I was talking on the phone with my old boss in Kentucky when I mentioned the "lizard orgy" going on out on the patio. He had no idea what I was talking about. Then, when I was in Kentucky, he took me up on the offer of a beach vacation at our place.
He thought the lizards flashing their throat flaps were great. Then he saw what I meant by "lizard orgy".
Posted by: Steve | August 29, 2009 at 07:00 PM