EVER WONDER WHERE BABY FRUITS COME FROM?

(Thanks to John Grant, DavCat, Matt Filar and fast eddie)

Comments

[Punkin]

Porn gum.

I've officially lived too long.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Hey Dave, what about me?

I sent it yesterday a.m.

Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, told The Sun: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter. The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face. I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."

Mr. Simpkins clearly needs to get some a life.

[Cheesewiz]

Yeepers. It's the Teletubbies sex scandal all over again.

Everybody take a breath and get off the internet.

[MartiniShark]

Hey, remember that cherry you said you lost? I think I found it!

[Loudmouth]

Didn't know fruits would reproduce.

[nursecindy]

I like the related story on the side where it says that kids are eating less mints and turning to gum instead. I always knew that lemon was a slut.

[Ralph]

This is old news; a simple web search would have revealed it.

[Loudmouth]

If the guy sees cartoon fruit having sex...I'd keep him 200' from any kids.

[Loudmouth]

Looks more like WWE matches. World Wrestling for Edibles.