AND LADIES: HE'S SINGLE!
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August 29, 2009
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I've had some bad dates. The guy that showed up at a restaurant with NRA bumper stickers all over his car comes to mind but, never have I had one that ended up with my car being stolen. I will say I skipped out on the guy with the bumper stickers by telling him I had to go to the restroom but it was before we ordered food. I'll let Siouxie or Annie take this guy.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 29, 2009 at 05:24 PM
If they came in her car, how else was he supposed to duck out?
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 29, 2009 at 06:22 PM
Aren't there women who are attracted to the "bad boys"? She'll have to be a little faster to reform this one.
Posted by: Steve | August 29, 2009 at 06:51 PM
Never order hagis on a first date.
Posted by: Clankazoid | August 29, 2009 at 08:25 PM
I heard he's the real McCoy.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | August 30, 2009 at 04:14 AM
cindy, when my wife was young she went on a double date with a friend and two guys. The friend didn't like the guys so she skipped out and left my wife with both guys.
Nice friend!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2009 at 09:51 AM
She auto know better than to give her car keys to a stranger.
Posted by: MOTW | August 30, 2009 at 01:54 PM
In Detroit, its a good date when the guy only steals your car.
Posted by: Roger | August 31, 2009 at 02:02 PM