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August 01, 2009

AMAZINGLY, THIS STORY IS NOT ABOUT SOUTH FLORIDA

Court gives Santeria priest OK to sacrifice goats

(Thanks to former Herald reporter Penny McCrea)

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This is just a sneaky way to depress his assessed value for tax purposes.
Real estate agent: "You'll really like this next one. It was used for ritual goat sacrifice. Most of the blood is gone now. And you'll hardly notice the smell!"

*yawn*

No big whoop.

It's okay so long as the goat was ba-a-a-a-a-a-a--a-d.

City got his goat. Who says you can't butt city hall?

Is this going to be the fate of Mr. Clucky?

Key (sleazy weasel lawyer line)line: "It's a great day for religious freedom in Texas,"

Not so good for goats, however.

Why don't the cowards ever try to sacrifice something really dangerous... like a polar bear with a Bowie knife ?

Clankazoid that's not dangerous enough. I think they should look at each other for this ritual. I once was asked if it was true that Catholics did animal sacrifices at Mass. I told them no but occasionally we liked to roast a Baptist and would he like to come to Mass with me next Sunday? He declined the invitation. Dope.

Are ewe kid-ding me? Ewe don't want to miss the service. In fact, it would be-hoove ewe to cabrit-over.

Perhaps Euless is the the town's name because he killed all the sheep . . .

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