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I could swear I read a similar story months ago, thought it might have been England that time. I guess being drunk and riding a horse to (through?) the pub is a British thing.
Over here we take the tractor or snowmobile.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2009 at 10:02 AM
Or the lawnmower
Posted by: Coconuts | August 30, 2009 at 10:42 AM
Or the bar stool we have attached to the lawnmower.
Posted by: Tash | August 30, 2009 at 10:49 AM
A man on a horse walked through a bar and the magistrate said, "We have a strong case".
Posted by: CJrun | August 30, 2009 at 10:54 AM
Unless the horse is also drunk I don't see the problem.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 30, 2009 at 01:08 PM
Well who hasn't wanted to get drunk and ride a horse through town shouting " yee haa ! ", especially after Brett Favre joined the Vikings ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | August 30, 2009 at 01:13 PM
Did anyone ever consider that it was the horse's idea? In related news, Lee Marvin wins an Oscar.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 30, 2009 at 01:22 PM
It is believed he was hoisted on to the horse and galloped up the street, shouting "yee haa".
He had an accomplice.
He ran out of gas. He had a flat tire. He didn't have enough money for cab fare. His tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole his car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T HIS FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
Posted by: MOTW | August 30, 2009 at 02:03 PM
Why the long face?
Posted by: SW | August 30, 2009 at 05:03 PM
Well. Now we know all of MOTW's excuses several of which I intend to borrow if it's okay.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 30, 2009 at 07:18 PM
Lee Marvin was great in that movie.
Posted by: Steve | August 30, 2009 at 10:55 PM
Lee Marvin won an Oscar, and said the horse should've gotten it.
Posted by: wiredog | August 31, 2009 at 09:41 AM
You need a horse-riding license now, TOO?
Posted by: eilbeback | August 31, 2009 at 11:00 AM
Sounds like they saw a man about a horse. Really!
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 31, 2009 at 09:54 PM
The bar has a "drive-through window"?!? This town is cracking down on drunk driving/horse-riding, but the bar has a drive-through window?!? Talk about mixed messages.
Posted by: Joe | September 01, 2009 at 10:51 AM