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Only tighty-whities? I'll wait for the thong model.
Posted by: padraig | July 24, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Can boxers wear these?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 24, 2009 at 11:17 AM
Meanie: Can boxers wear these?
Yes, but only briefly.
Posted by: 9 | July 24, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Thank god! Finally something that distracts enemies! I've been covering myself with coyote urine and wearing black garbage bags but this looks much better.
Posted by: eve | July 24, 2009 at 11:20 AM
pad stole my comment!
Can boxers wear these?
Depends.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2009 at 11:21 AM
that is a scream. great homage to the late mr mays. but why did they have to mention old people, retirees and seniors soooo many times,huh? least they didnt say geezers.
Posted by: queensbee | July 24, 2009 at 11:58 AM
I can't wait for Handeroos.
Posted by: Mike | July 24, 2009 at 12:02 PM
Fruit of the Phalanges?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 24, 2009 at 12:04 PM
Anyone listen to the ringtones?
Posted by: bonmot | July 24, 2009 at 12:12 PM
You hear about the man with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove . . .
Posted by: bonmot | July 24, 2009 at 12:20 PM
You commenters make my day.
*wanders off laughing*
Posted by: NotSherly | July 24, 2009 at 12:29 PM
bonmot: nice Hollywood Knights quote.
I loved "Hundreds of Uses" especially when one of their examples was shaking hands with another guy with Handerpants™ on his hand!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 24, 2009 at 12:37 PM
Not only will it distract your enemies but will probably distract your friends too. Do they come in pink?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 24, 2009 at 12:51 PM
Cindy, only if you put them in the wash with red socks. I know from experience.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 24, 2009 at 12:56 PM
My enemies do, cindy.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 24, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Y bother. What do skidmarks on the palms mean?
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 24, 2009 at 01:05 PM
When someone says they want to get into your pants, though, it just isn't as exciting.
Posted by: Braniff | July 24, 2009 at 03:10 PM
Looks like a glove that's been subject to a wedgie.
Posted by: Clankazoid | July 24, 2009 at 04:06 PM
Why do they have a fly? Does the women's version come with a liner?
Posted by: frodolives | July 24, 2009 at 06:53 PM
So today on Dave's blog, I learned about the circumstances Nelson Rockefeller's death and the meaning of Jazz Hands.
Posted by: BoscoH | July 24, 2009 at 08:23 PM
Bosco, I don't know which definition you were going for, but, (IFYKWIM, AITYD): HERE"S "JazzHands",
We lost a great one in the great Ray Charles in the past few years...
Posted by: frodolives | July 24, 2009 at 08:48 PM
When I saw "great for Jazz Hands" I was sold.
Posted by: Tash | July 24, 2009 at 09:19 PM
btw, didn't the "Handerpants" open for "The Cars" in '79?...
Posted by: frodolives | July 25, 2009 at 05:52 AM