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July 29, 2009


(Thanks to Onterrible and DavCat)


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"Peeling! Whoa Whoa Whoa! Peeling! Trying to forget my peeling of you!"

*smacks Hammie with a potato peeler*

“Your old-school potato peeler [with a] metal handle, if you use it like a stabbing weapon, you could inflict some damage,” he said.

Is he giving advice or instruction?

Jeff, yes.

I'm curious as to why you would be carrying a potato peeler to a club? I've had some strange things land in my purse (a melon baller comes to mind) but never a potato peeler.

Now we know what Siouxie used before she got her machete.

If Plaxico Burress had a potato peeler instead of a gun he wouldn't have shot himself, cindy. Of course, he might have done himself some other damage, IYKWIM.

That's true Jeff. As for Hammie. I just got that remark so, *SMACK*. I hate that song and now it's stuck in my head.

Obviously, it must have been "Free Potato Peeler Night" at the club.

Skin the cat?? Had something, but not any more. Damn mind. Peel me a grape, french me a fry. Nothing.

I'll give up my potato peeler when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

Shtop me before I peel again .... > mwa ha ha ha ha <

Are the stars out tonight?
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
I Only Have Eyes For You, Dear.

There's just one thing that bothers me, Detective. Was this a standard domestic peeler or one of those fancy imports?

If convicted, she will be a-peeling.

You'll put your eye out! ♫

Ms. Peel was trying to Avenge her.

Thanks Hammie. That was my mother's favorite song back in the day, and she played it over and over again in the car. It took me twenty years to get that song out of my head, and now you've put it back there.

*joins everyone else in smacking Hammie*

I always brought one along in case I met a woman named Julienne.

"Yurub Arte"?

"No, we broke up weeks ago."

Is this the same Arte who choked two other patrons for a buck?

The headline read: "Arte Chokes Two for a Dollar".

Next time take along a 'Slap Chop' sharkie. Not only will it help with Julienne but she'll love your nuts too.

Horace--Ahh, Diana Rigg in leather. That takes me back. I actually met her once in London--got her autograph after "Pygmalion". *EWG*

Ah yes, Ms. Rigg. We saw her in London in Pymalion too, Allen.

Also saw her in Abelard and Heloise.

She was naked.

'nuff said

Turns cold shower on for Allen and Jeff.

We all wanted to be like John Steed so we could get a woman like Emma Peel!

She bit the other chick on the left boob and cut her ear. Must've gone to the Mike Tyson School of Boxing.

Remember, this happened in Vancouver. Up here in Canada we already require owners to possess a valid Potato Peeler Acquisition Certificates and pass a training and safety course. And naturally, there's a one peeler per month limit.

*makes note to bring along the Cuisinart when clubbing in Canada*

Diana Rigg has good genes. Her daughter Rachael Stirling.

Don't bring a potato peeler to a meat tenderizer fight.

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