WHEN FRISBEES ARE OUTLAWED...
(Thanks to Gary Darling)
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(Thanks to Gary Darling)
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Can't have those sweaty-toothed madmen slinging those shuttlecocks around!
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2009 at 06:02 PM
Darn! One of my favorite activities is to play catch with a javelin while propelling roller skates.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 29, 2009 at 06:11 PM
Well, I feel safer.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 29, 2009 at 06:28 PM
You can have my frisbee™ when you pry it from my cold dead hand.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2009 at 06:33 PM
You can have my frisbee™ when you pry it from my cold dead hand.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2009 at 06:33 PM
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*gets machete out* ok...
Posted by: Siouxie | July 29, 2009 at 06:37 PM
Horace I'd like to see you do that! Take some pictures. I'm sure it's not dangerous...hehehehehe
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2009 at 06:40 PM
New beach game: You have to "catch" the Frisbee by stabbing it with a javelin - while on roller blades....blindfolded.
Posted by: Punkin | July 29, 2009 at 06:54 PM
I like to take government types' sippy cups and play keep away with them.
Posted by: CJrun | July 29, 2009 at 06:59 PM
*tosses frisbee to Siouxie*
never mind
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2009 at 07:08 PM
Here's a picture of one of my earlier attempts.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 29, 2009 at 07:08 PM
Playing catch on the beach makes it harder to drink beer. I am in full support of this law.
Posted by: pannus | July 29, 2009 at 07:34 PM
Shouldn't you ask someone to hold your beer while you throw a javelin while rollerblading?
Posted by: Dorakay | July 29, 2009 at 07:38 PM
And folks wonder why there's an obesity crisis. We've outlawed physical activity as being "too dangerous." Of course, since it seems we're on the road to outlawing certain foods and beverages as being "too dangerous" as well in order to combat the obesity crisis it seems our only option left is to throw javelins or frisbees at McDonald's patrons while in designated areas.
Posted by: cowhand214 | July 29, 2009 at 07:49 PM
"We also mandate that any citizen engaging in any activity in a common area be completely sheathed in bubble-wrap as to insure safe congress."
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 29, 2009 at 08:14 PM
When I was a kid I was always riding my bicycle or skate board. I also roller skated a lot. All without a helmet. I never got hurt. Inside the house I played with my Easy Bake oven and Creepy Crawlers maker which was not only extremely hot but you used hot melted plastic goop to make the bugs. Again, never got hurt. Today's kids wouldn't last 5 minutes.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2009 at 08:21 PM
Just curious. Is Darling the real last name of the fellow that submitted this or is Judi just really fond of him?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2009 at 09:00 PM
This is an outrage. Frisbee is an innocent sport.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 29, 2009 at 09:05 PM
I like to take government types' sippy cups and play keep away with them.
Posted by: CJrun | July 29, 2009 at 06:59 PM
*SNORKS!!!* at CJ!!!
So just who propels rollerskates in the same way as you do a Frisbee?
And finally, I'm glad, very glad, that Jeff did NOT say, "You can have my shuttlecock when you pry it from my cold dead hand..." Jus' sayin'
Posted by: frodolives | July 29, 2009 at 09:07 PM
So if you can't propel shuttlecocks, then you have to... handle them?
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 29, 2009 at 09:40 PM
you kids get off my lawn!
Posted by: city of clearwater | July 29, 2009 at 09:45 PM
Here's a picture of one of my earlier attempts.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 29, 2009 at 07:08 PM
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Gregor | July 29, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Who needs a frisbee when you've got this to play with.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 30, 2009 at 12:45 AM
"No person or persons shall engage in rough or potentially dangerous activity... involving thrown or otherwise propelled objects such as balls, stones, arrows, javelins, shuttlecocks, Frisbees, model aircraft or roller skates..."
Sounds like a wild Saturday night to me!
Posted by: Chris S. | July 30, 2009 at 12:49 AM
Throwing a javelin is not dangerous--catching one is...
...and no matter how hard you hit a shuttlecock it's not exactly a speeding bullet, is it?
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 30, 2009 at 08:55 AM
But you can still kick sand on 90 lb weaklings... right ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | July 30, 2009 at 10:09 AM
Badmitton? What about Tiddlywinks? Or Cornhole?
Posted by: Clown Puppy | July 30, 2009 at 07:23 PM
Badmitton? What about Tiddlywinks? Or Cornhole?
Posted by: Clown Puppy | July 30, 2009 at 07:23 PM