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July 27, 2009

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE...

....with dorks.07272009095.jpg

Posted by on July 27, 2009 at 07:19 PM |

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Run! Bear!

Posted by: Loudmouth | July 27, 2009 at 07:28 PM

♫ Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Dork?


..glad to know you made it there safely.

um, speaking of safety - is that a bear peeking through those trees?

Posted by: js | July 27, 2009 at 07:35 PM

Hey look, it's a lonely goatherd!

Posted by: Renee (the First) | July 27, 2009 at 07:35 PM

sorry L. i swear your comment wasn't there (or at least showing up) when i posted.

Posted by: js | July 27, 2009 at 07:36 PM

*gasp*
That is sooo NOT a blue shirt !

Posted by: Account Deleted | July 27, 2009 at 07:38 PM

Nice. Now twirl, Dave.

Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2009 at 07:41 PM

First of all, *TOTAL SNORKS*!!! (meaning, I've got to replace the laptop...) at Renee!!!

/OT Second, to the blogettes here, trying to make peace with my best bud, who is a women, I just sent her a bouquet of "purple lisianthus and feathery limonium"... (oh, but it did have a cute little teddy bear hugging the vase)... As a guy, I have NO IDEA what that means... did I do a good thing or a bad thing? /OT

Posted by: frodolives | July 27, 2009 at 08:13 PM

To those of us in North America, that would be "woman"...

Posted by: frodolives | July 27, 2009 at 08:15 PM

lonely goatherd... still SNORKING!!! at Renee...

Posted by: frodolives | July 27, 2009 at 08:18 PM

Is that a booger on your shirt, Dave?

Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 27, 2009 at 08:19 PM

Will Dave be wearing blue curtains soon?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 27, 2009 at 08:34 PM

*snork* @ the dork

Posted by: Maria von Trappeeze | July 27, 2009 at 08:36 PM

Wow, Dave is really relaxing on vacation by wearing a nearly orange shirt! Blue is strictly business.

Posted by: Margaritaville | July 27, 2009 at 08:39 PM

It can't be long...

Sumbuddy's going to twist "16 going on 17" or "These are a few of my favorite things" into lyrics that nobody here really wants to see...

Posted by: frodolives | July 27, 2009 at 08:40 PM

Julie Andrews sure has changed.

Posted by: nursecindy | July 27, 2009 at 08:43 PM

mr olives: we cannot answer so send US some too and we will let you know ;)

Posted by: judi | July 27, 2009 at 08:53 PM

When Dave goes to Idaho, he sees the pretty part.

When I go to Idaho, all I see is potato fields, and stop at an occasional Sonic. Well, Yellowstone, but been there done that...

One day, I'll take a left on the highway to Boise..

EB

Posted by: EB | July 27, 2009 at 08:55 PM

Aw, thanks, frodolives! Sorry about your laptop, though.

And passing the *SNORKS* along to Meanie for the blue curtains!

Posted by: Renee (the First) | July 27, 2009 at 09:01 PM

sweet judi, give me an address to send them to, and they are on their (not they're) way!!! Thanks! (teddy bear and all!!)

And Renee, (still *Snorking*), I will also send you a bouquet (Jeez, that's like the third time in two days I've typed "bouquet" on this blog... WriterDude and WyoCowboy are going beat the SNOT out of me!!!) of purple, feathered linoleum, or you know, whatever...

Posted by: frodolives | July 27, 2009 at 09:31 PM

Watch out for the biting dog and the stinging bee.

Posted by: Jan Crozier | July 27, 2009 at 09:54 PM

The Angels are impressed Dave.

Posted by: Theresa | July 27, 2009 at 09:54 PM

This is what first came to mind, actually.

Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 27, 2009 at 09:59 PM

The Hills also have eyes.

Posted by: DaninIA | July 27, 2009 at 10:04 PM

So, Idaho has annexed Austria?

Look out, France!

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 27, 2009 at 10:08 PM

Frodo, you silver-tongued devil, you. I've always wanted purple feathered linoleum. It'll look so nice on my kitchen floor. Thanks a bunch! :-)

And SNORK at Marvin.

Posted by: Renee (the First) | July 27, 2009 at 10:34 PM

spud-elweiss?

Posted by: insomniac | July 27, 2009 at 10:40 PM

Dave, your fly is open
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hah! made you look.

Posted by: Davem_va | July 27, 2009 at 11:00 PM

What's Larry Craig doing behind that tree?

Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 27, 2009 at 11:28 PM

I try to make it a habit not to *snork* twice in the same thread to the same blogette, but DERN YOU Renee!!! ROFL!! (p.s., Thanks buddy, needed a friend tonight!!)

Posted by: frodolives | July 27, 2009 at 11:35 PM

♫ I am sixteen, going on seventeen,
With purple, feathered linoleum...

Nope, I got nuthin'...

Posted by: frodolives | July 27, 2009 at 11:46 PM

(and nooooo, I did not EVEN think when I said "habit" earlier) judi has fired me...)

Posted by: frodolives | July 27, 2009 at 11:51 PM

She's sure justified now, frodo, thanks to some excessive parenthetical use.

Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 28, 2009 at 12:45 AM

major SNORK @ marvin's image edit

Posted by: Maria von Trappeeze | July 28, 2009 at 12:55 AM

marv, was snorking too hard, want to throw that parantheses paranthesis thing up to my last post for me...?

Posted by: frodolives | July 28, 2009 at 01:09 AM

I read that as "linoleum" too.

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2009 at 06:49 AM

Frodo, my friend, you're a tonic to my self-esteem. (I didn't even think I was being all that funny! :-) ) Glad to bring a few snorks your way!

Posted by: Renee (the First) | July 28, 2009 at 08:01 AM

those have got to be the biggest dandelion puffs in the world. quick dave, make a couple hundred wishes.

Posted by: crossgirl | July 28, 2009 at 08:06 AM

The Hills Are Asleep.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2009 at 09:08 AM

.
Hunh. Dave Barry spotted in the Rocky Mountains. A clear case of Rocky Mountain spotted fever.

I know, sick, right? Don't you wish you had free healthcare? Or discount band-aids, at least...
.

Posted by: cosanostradamus | July 28, 2009 at 09:15 AM

Eidel-dork, Eidel-dork
You look happy to see me (iykwim)

Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 28, 2009 at 09:15 AM

Dork or not, that is BEAUTIFUL. I want to go there!

Posted by: Guin | July 28, 2009 at 09:22 AM

While Dave recovers from poison ivy...

Caption Contest:

"Dammit. Didn't we park in the Daffy section?"

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2009 at 09:35 AM

snorks all around, and dave, just make sure any unabombers or suchlike mountain dwellers see you standing on that hill....

Posted by: queensbee | July 28, 2009 at 09:38 AM

Maybe Dave is summoning his muse since he is in Idaho to write a book. I'll bet his arms are getting tired though. I do a little writing myself. I'm definitely going to try this.

Posted by: nursecindy | July 28, 2009 at 09:53 AM

OK, Annie:

"Why must we always forget the toilet paper??"

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2009 at 09:55 AM

nursecindy, speaking from experience, it's very hard to type whilst holding your arms akimbo.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2009 at 09:55 AM

*snork @ Meanie!*

"Little birdie in the sky,
What you do in my eye?
Me no care, me no cry,
Me only glad that cows don't fly."

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2009 at 10:00 AM

So true Annie. Another good caption: Why did I let Ridley talk me into hiking again?

Posted by: nursecindy | July 28, 2009 at 10:09 AM

"Did you see it? That man/bear/pig was this big."

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2009 at 10:16 AM

If you bomb a French kitchen, you end up with linoleum blown apart.

Posted by: bonmot | July 28, 2009 at 10:17 AM

*loads shotgun*

Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 28, 2009 at 10:28 AM

And Noah replied, "But, God, there are no trees here. Obviously."

Posted by: NotSherly | July 28, 2009 at 10:30 AM

"'Let's bring the GPS', I said. 'Nah, let's enjoy the natural beauty and leave the tech stuff at home', she says."

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2009 at 10:35 AM

"The satellite dish should go right here."

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2009 at 10:44 AM

"I love my bloggers...this much!!"

Morning, peeps!!!

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2009 at 10:52 AM

Aaaw, shucks, Sioux. Morning!

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2009 at 11:02 AM

Dave is a slightly older dude, going on seventeen,
fart jokes and poop galore
Beer posts are sweet
made from barley and wheat
and willingly he receives!
He needs bloggers drunker not wiser
Telling him what to do
He is older going on seventeen
Time for a post with poo!

Posted by: Margaritaville | July 28, 2009 at 11:06 AM

*applauds Margaritaville*

Posted by: Diva | July 28, 2009 at 11:09 AM

Lay-dee-odel-ay-dee-odel-ay!

Posted by: One Little Girl in a Pale Pink Coat | July 28, 2009 at 11:11 AM

Well, off to fatten up my paycheck. Have fun, y'all!

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2009 at 11:24 AM

"All right, Mr. Barry, please touch you nose with your right index finger. Next, please walk a straight line, putting one foot directly in front of the other."

Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 28, 2009 at 11:49 AM

BEEEEELLLLLCCCCCHHHHH!

Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 28, 2009 at 11:56 AM

Idaho? That rock in the background looks familiar.

Posted by: Ralph | July 28, 2009 at 12:02 PM

LOL, Ralph. I thought of that, too.

Posted by: Diva | July 28, 2009 at 12:04 PM

Hey Dave -- there's a bug on your shirt.

Posted by: bonmot | July 28, 2009 at 12:22 PM

the truth is out where?

Posted by: insomniac | July 28, 2009 at 01:07 PM

"A flibberty gibbet, a willo-the-wisp, a clown? Nah, just a dork Dave."

Posted by: Maria von Trapeeze | July 28, 2009 at 01:12 PM

Maybe Dave is summoning his muse

Out there, it might be his moose.

Posted by: oneblankspace | July 28, 2009 at 01:27 PM

Sign of the Apocalypse #2170:

Siouxie did NOT post #69 !

Our world as we know it is forever changed.

*hangs head, and prays fervently*

Posted by: Account Deleted | July 28, 2009 at 02:02 PM

Here's Dave being gay and carefree and ya'll are making fun of him. Shame, shame.

Posted by: nursecindy | July 28, 2009 at 02:10 PM

Heh! Tel!

Sorry..I've been quite busy playing Mafia Wars on FB working.

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2009 at 03:43 PM

Isn't appearing in a non-blue shirt a violation of Blog protocol?

Posted by: Spiny Norman | July 28, 2009 at 04:04 PM

We might need to stage an intervention, Siouxie - I'm VERY worried - you have not mentioned vino in several days - are you eating properly ?
Have you been outside ? Can you stand and stretch ?

Most importantly: Do you even KNOW where your sunglasses are ???

Posted by: Account Deleted | July 28, 2009 at 04:18 PM

LTTG, but I like Renee's line so much, I'm anagramming it. Okay, I anagram everything, even if I hate it, but still ...

A lonely goatherd =
Learneth good lay
The all-day gooner
Antler-headology
The granola yodel

Posted by: danceswithvowels | July 29, 2009 at 09:27 AM

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