THAT WILL TEACH THEM
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July 24, 2009
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Ouch. A little harsh, don't you think?
And does that go for caddies too?
Posted by: Braniff | July 24, 2009 at 10:03 AM
And they will be hardened criminals no more.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 24, 2009 at 10:05 AM
*snork* @ m'ville.
So I guess women can collect balls with impunity.
Posted by: NotSherly | July 24, 2009 at 10:19 AM
That sign has been circulating the 'net for awhile...but it's still funny.
Posted by: ShadowKatmandu | July 24, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Now there's a handicap.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 24, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Reminds me of my first marriage.
Posted by: Mike | July 24, 2009 at 12:06 PM
Did you hear about the rabbi who never charged for circumcisions?
He only took tips!
Posted by: bonmot | July 24, 2009 at 12:16 PM
I said something to my youngest boy the other day and he hasn't let me live it down yet. He bought a couple of baseballs at the store and when we got home and were getting out of the car I told him to get his balls out of the car. It was an innocent mistake.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 24, 2009 at 12:33 PM
nc, at least he didn't buy a donkey forcing you to tell him to get his @$$ outa the car.
Now I know I'll never play golf. Damn tough game.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 24, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Dude, don't take my balls. I'm a player.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 24, 2009 at 05:17 PM