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Who da ho?
Posted by: wiredog | July 27, 2009 at 02:10 PM
nah, just some property in the swamp. trust me on this.
Posted by: crossgirl | July 27, 2009 at 02:25 PM
Blame it on an active cod.
Posted by: Ralph | July 27, 2009 at 02:26 PM
Fish seldom make passes at lawns with no grasses.
Posted by: bonmot | July 27, 2009 at 02:47 PM
With apologies to Dorothy Parker . . .
Posted by: bonmot | July 27, 2009 at 02:51 PM
Salmonchanted evening,
you may meet a stranger . . .
Posted by: bonmot | July 27, 2009 at 02:53 PM
Actually, it's all about capturing the economies of scale . . .
Posted by: bonmot | July 27, 2009 at 02:53 PM
*knock* *knock*
LAND TROUT!
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 27, 2009 at 03:01 PM
Hey, you fish, get off of my lawn before I call your mothers!!!!
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 27, 2009 at 03:07 PM
Blaine County. One of 43 Idaho counties, and one of 10 starting with B.
Posted by: oneBlankspace | July 27, 2009 at 03:10 PM
There's a PSA airing featuring Michael Phelps (or a lookalike), about restrictions for lawn watering. The swimmer dives into the lawn and does laps as a retriever watches from the sidewalk.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 27, 2009 at 03:22 PM
.... and a helluva rugged mower.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 27, 2009 at 03:23 PM
Heeeere, Fishy, fishy, fishy!
Aaaw, you look tense, here, let me rub your fins....there....just relax...
Posted by: Trout Friendly Lawn | July 27, 2009 at 03:36 PM
Maybe it's for a trouser trout ...
Posted by: Account Deleted | July 27, 2009 at 03:48 PM
I just plant them in the bare spots. With seed corn.
Posted by: CJrun | July 27, 2009 at 04:13 PM
I'll bet pruning them is a b!tch, CJ. ;)
Posted by: Diva | July 27, 2009 at 04:18 PM
Another good reason to put Idaho on my 'must see' list.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 27, 2009 at 04:41 PM
Accepted.
Posted by: Dorothy Parker | July 27, 2009 at 09:47 PM