MALE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
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"...oh, for the love of mike..."
Posted by: insomniac | July 24, 2009 at 11:17 AM
I was going to say, "He sealed his fate," but of course, he's a sea lion, not a seal.
*goes back to the bench to wait for the geezer bus*
Posted by: klezmerphan | July 24, 2009 at 11:22 AM
When it comes time for me to shuffle off, I can think of few better ways to go.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | July 24, 2009 at 11:24 AM
A randy sea lion named Mike
Was up for one final strike
He gathered his harem
And asked them to bear 'em
So he could leave Rockefeller-like
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 24, 2009 at 11:27 AM
I feel bad for the females. Who's gonna take care of 'em now???
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2009 at 11:32 AM
Salute!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 24, 2009 at 11:34 AM
True Hammy, we should salute our fallen soldier that has given his all for The Cause.
*sniff*
For each of us who falls limp on the battlefield, may ten more rise to take his place!
Posted by: padraig | July 24, 2009 at 11:42 AM
(p.s. Hammy -- remember we're meeting at the seal tank at 2:00. Dibs on Tiffy.)
Posted by: padraig | July 24, 2009 at 11:43 AM
I like the names of the girls in his harem -- Tiffy, Farah, etc. They sounded like stripper names.
Posted by: PeterM | July 24, 2009 at 11:46 AM
"bare 'em"
NOT
"bear 'em"
D'oh!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 24, 2009 at 11:53 AM
so it WILL kill ya! hmmm.
Posted by: queensbee | July 24, 2009 at 11:54 AM
*wonders what the boys are saluting with*
la la la ....
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2009 at 11:57 AM
"He will be remembered fondly."
Yeah, by Farah, Tiffy and Soda!...
Way to go, Mike!
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 24, 2009 at 12:07 PM
The Nelson Rockefeller of Sea Lions. Coincidentally, I learned about what actually killed Nelson Rockefeller from Dave, back when my age was in the single digits.
Posted by: Elon | July 24, 2009 at 12:07 PM
I know what I want to be in the next life...
Posted by: Mike | July 24, 2009 at 12:07 PM
Kind of makes me all blubbery . . .
Posted by: bommot | July 24, 2009 at 12:10 PM
I was going to say, "He should pride himself on his fate," but of course, he's a sea lion, not a lion. IF ONLY.
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 24, 2009 at 12:11 PM
lol mtb
Posted by: NotSherly | July 24, 2009 at 12:31 PM
The Nelson Rockefeller of Sea Lions.
Elon, you beat me to it.
Mike went out on top (one presumes).
RIP
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 24, 2009 at 12:40 PM
This is exactly why we women sometimes just want to be held. See what happens?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 24, 2009 at 12:49 PM
He came and he went.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 24, 2009 at 12:54 PM
A credit to his gender. Ten Hut. Saaalute.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 24, 2009 at 01:02 PM
the harem is busy a'grieving
his potency beyond believing
for he porked till he died
and at last he cried
"i thank god that i wasn't receiving"
Posted by: mudstuffin | July 24, 2009 at 01:10 PM
I suppose this would be an insensitive moment to quote the "Blown Seal, No Just a Glazed Donut" joke?
Posted by: iain | July 24, 2009 at 01:18 PM
He's gone to meet with the real Farah.
Posted by: CJrun | July 24, 2009 at 01:55 PM
He went out with a bang.
Posted by: SteveKnotKing | July 24, 2009 at 03:40 PM
( Warren Beatty holds hand to forehead, sensing a great disturbance in the Force...)
Posted by: Clankazoid | July 24, 2009 at 04:03 PM
It's always an appropriate time for the "Blown Seal" joke, especially since that was the first thing that came to my mind.
Posted by: wickedwitch | July 24, 2009 at 04:13 PM
OT: I think Dave's gonna get aired on NPR shortly to talk about the racetrack at MIA.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | July 24, 2009 at 04:23 PM
I'm just surprised this wasn't a story about an NBA or NFL player. Maybe the Heat shoulda looked at signing the seal a couple of years back.....
Posted by: Doc Rick | July 24, 2009 at 05:36 PM
Did anyone else see "Copulation Fatality" on their tour with "WhiteSnake"?
Posted by: frodolives | July 24, 2009 at 06:44 PM
I feel bad for the females. Who's gonna take care of 'em now???
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2009 at 11:32 AM
And by "take care of 'em," you meeeaaannnn, what?
Posted by: frodolives | July 24, 2009 at 07:41 PM
.
Been there, done that. Used to hang with this perrita, too.
.
Posted by: cosanostradamus | July 24, 2009 at 07:53 PM
cosa, you have a singular wit... it is probably better served on other sites... so go to those sites, and leave us alone, OK? If you ever decide you can join the mainstream of society, once you get out of whatever psych hospital you are in, we'd love to have you back!!
frodo...
Posted by: frodolives | July 24, 2009 at 09:10 PM
A commemorative euro is already in the works.
Posted by: Marvin | Paranoid Android | July 24, 2009 at 10:21 PM
Germany is almost France, and Sea Lion is almost Seal, so this might be the Time to mention that the French Word for Seal is phoque.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 24, 2009 at 11:36 PM
o/t
does anyone have Wyo's current e-mail address they could send me ?
back on topic
Posted by: Jazzzz | July 25, 2009 at 01:26 AM
Jazzers, I've got the last one that I've got, but don't want to send it out over the ether... You want me to try and contact him personally, and have him get in touch with you?
Posted by: frodolives | July 25, 2009 at 05:17 AM
Jazzzz, just sent a personal to Wyo to have him get in touch with you... (or me, or anybody, because we haven't seen him around the blog much... to our collective chagrin!)
Posted by: frodolives | July 25, 2009 at 05:39 AM
I just tagged you both; I believe that's his current one. Of course, I first sent it to an old one for Jazzz!
Posted by: CJrun | July 25, 2009 at 06:31 AM
*ahem*
*I* took care of Jazzzzzzzie last night ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2009 at 09:59 AM
There has to be some kind of posthumous medal that can be awarded. Maybe he could be stuffed and mounted, you know, what he was used to already.
Posted by: Steve | July 25, 2009 at 01:02 PM