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Key Excerpt:
The compromising pictures, which showed tourists in engaging in sexual
acts, were too explicit to be published in the Cyprus Mail, but many
depicted ‘competitions’ in which whipped cream, melons and bananas
played a central role.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Hey, whatever floats your boat these days.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 24, 2009 at 10:03 AM
sing: "the skank boat,
soon will be taking another run
the skank boat,
bodily fluids for everyone!
(never mind all that scratching as scabies invade your pants)
the skank boat! etc."
Posted by: mudstuffin | July 24, 2009 at 10:13 AM
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 24, 2009 at 10:20 AM
The ship is under the command of one Captain von Shtupping.
Posted by: Lairbo | July 24, 2009 at 10:21 AM
Meet my personal "cruise directors", Anni-Frid and Agnetha...
Posted by: Ållen at Divisiøn | July 24, 2009 at 10:22 AM
I understand the bananas and whipped cream but the melons?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 24, 2009 at 10:23 AM
Can we NOT imagine the limbo contest, please??????
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2009 at 10:24 AM
cindy, usually melons and whipped cream go together. no?
Or maybe they were just having a healthy fruit salad...
*hair flip*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2009 at 10:26 AM
cindy, usually melons and whipped cream go together. no?
Or maybe they were just having a healthy fruit salad...
*hair flip*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2009 at 10:26 AM
"Welcome to Carnal Cruise Lines. May I interest you in a whipped creamed dessert?"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 24, 2009 at 10:28 AM
Does the ship have a Rear Admiral?
Posted by: Braniff | July 24, 2009 at 10:31 AM
No but it's got a lot of seamen.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2009 at 10:32 AM
All hands on d.... wait, what'd he say?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 24, 2009 at 10:34 AM
*groans* @ Siouxie
Posted by: Tampa Norm | July 24, 2009 at 10:35 AM
"In the event you life vest does not automatically inflate, please blow into this tube to inflate the vest. As we have had some confusion lately, I am required to remind you that blow does not mean to suck in. Thank you."
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 24, 2009 at 10:41 AM
;-P @ Tampa Norm!
Forget the limbo. Imagine playing Twister! or not.
Question: Where do they keep their room keys??
*WAVES @ Hammie!!* LOL
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2009 at 10:44 AM
I refuse to believe any of this happened until I've seen the pictures!
Posted by: Monty Zoom | July 24, 2009 at 10:51 AM
Seaman Staines, consider yourself...discharged.
Posted by: Wes S. | July 24, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Siouxie:
Women keep their keycards in lovely garters.
Men keep their keycards in Ipod arm straps.
Umm, I'm guessing...
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 24, 2009 at 11:59 AM
What? Nobody's up for a Blog cruise?
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 24, 2009 at 12:00 PM
Way too funny, y'all!
Posted by: Mike | July 24, 2009 at 12:04 PM
I'd avoid the poop deck.
Posted by: bonmot | July 24, 2009 at 12:14 PM
You never saw this kind of thing on "The Love Boat".
Posted by: nursecindy | July 24, 2009 at 12:23 PM
I'm going on a cruise in Sept. I need to make sure it's not a nekkid orgy cruise or I'm gonna need a lot more sunscreen.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2009 at 12:30 PM
They put the buff in midnight buffet.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 24, 2009 at 01:44 PM
Beach hotels have showers to wash the sand off. Siouxie's orgy cruise should have a sunblock shower you go through on the way to the peep deck...
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 24, 2009 at 02:01 PM
"Attention please: All hands on d*ck"
Posted by: Braniff | July 24, 2009 at 03:12 PM
♬ "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a s*x-fest ship,
That started from this Cyprus port,
For this orgy trip.
The mate was a mighty virile man,
The skipper, he was yours.
600 passengers set sail
For a three hour tour... A three hour tour.
The s*x romp started getting rough,
The cruise ship it was tossed.
If not for the condoms of the fearless crew,
The men, oh, would pay costs! The men, oh, would pay costs! ♩
Posted by: frodolives | July 24, 2009 at 07:53 PM