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Cheetas never prosper.
Posted by: bonmot | July 28, 2009 at 02:43 PM
I saw that in the NY Times this morning.
Oh, the humanity! (so to speak)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2009 at 02:44 PM
The Apes of Wrath
Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2009 at 03:09 PM
**(Not quite remembering the first time he actually said this...)**
It's been a while since I've done this, so let's see if I can come up with something funny.
Ahem...
That writer better watch out or Al Franken might sue. I hear that not only does he dislike unauthorized bios of himself, but he was already planning to use the title, "Me Cheeta" as his re-election campaign slogan.
Posted by: Brian | July 28, 2009 at 03:12 PM
People went bananas for the book.
Posted by: Braniff | July 28, 2009 at 03:14 PM
They say purported biography like there's some question of authorship.Hrmph.
Posted by: Cheeta | July 28, 2009 at 03:15 PM
I notice the complete absence of any contenders named Buddy.
Posted by: CJrun | July 28, 2009 at 03:15 PM
What's the big deal? They wrote Hamlet, didn't they?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2009 at 03:17 PM
Wasn't Hamlet the one about the little pig? At least it's not an autobiography.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 28, 2009 at 03:42 PM
I'm waiting til Bubbles' book. "The Monkeys Aren't All In The Zoo"
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 28, 2009 at 03:45 PM
"Oooo ooo ooo Eeeeeekkk!"
Posted by: Cheeta at Division | July 28, 2009 at 03:49 PM
As formerly "Great" Britain circles the drain, the rest of the world looks on bemused.
Ook!
Posted by: Spiny Norman | July 28, 2009 at 03:52 PM
That stuff about Tarzan and the lubricant? All true.
Posted by: Cheeta Where-but-here | July 28, 2009 at 03:57 PM
Do I have to carry the book on my back?
Posted by: pannus | July 28, 2009 at 04:11 PM
For a second, I thought the URL was apenews.excite.com.
Posted by: Ford79 | July 28, 2009 at 04:14 PM
anyway, it's the booker prize, not the booger prize...
Posted by: insomniac | July 28, 2009 at 04:28 PM
Curious.
Posted by: George | July 28, 2009 at 04:59 PM
Clifford Irving does it again.
Posted by: Clankazoid | July 28, 2009 at 09:21 PM
If you put 1,000 chimps in a room with 1,000 typewriters for 1,000 years one of them is bound to write about himself.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 28, 2009 at 09:54 PM
MartiniShark---I think it's been proven that it doesn't take a thousand years. This chimp has seemed to have narrowed the window quite a bit.
Now we just sit back and wait for the simians to take over. Ohh ohh eee eee...banana kind sir?
Posted by: shellinoz | July 29, 2009 at 12:54 AM