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Unfortunately, we cannot blog it because of our strict policies against ... oh, Austria it.
(Thanks to DavCat, Peter Metrinko, Jeff Meyerson and Richard Hunt)
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Unfortunately, we cannot blog it because of our strict policies against ... oh, Austria it.
(Thanks to DavCat, Peter Metrinko, Jeff Meyerson and Richard Hunt)
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...and in other news, the sun rises.
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | July 30, 2009 at 01:44 PM
WTG, hooker!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 30, 2009 at 01:47 PM
Perhaps, because she loves children.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 30, 2009 at 01:48 PM
perhaps she is into the crochet.
Posted by: queensbee | July 30, 2009 at 01:51 PM
*snork* @ Judi's "oh, Austria it" !!
Posted by: Account Deleted | July 30, 2009 at 01:59 PM
Husband named B.J. Hooker...not that I'm making fun if that...but expanding the menu might drive more business...
Posted by: Joshua | July 30, 2009 at 02:03 PM
removes "i" in if and replaces it with "o".
Posted by: Joshua | July 30, 2009 at 02:05 PM
Heh-heh, Hooker "was reared in Dallas". That must have been extra.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 30, 2009 at 02:07 PM
belated *snork* @ judi's Austria it!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 30, 2009 at 02:19 PM
*snork* @ judi and Sharkie!
Posted by: Deeva ;-) | July 30, 2009 at 02:20 PM
Hooker? Lay person? BJ? Woody?
BWAHAHAHA!
Posted by: CJrun | July 30, 2009 at 02:31 PM
Know the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits . . .
Posted by: bonmot | July 30, 2009 at 03:01 PM
Sad but true: names do make a difference.
Posted by: Ima Slutt | July 30, 2009 at 03:06 PM
yeah and they go to one of them BIG WOOD churches.
Posted by: GM | July 30, 2009 at 03:11 PM
Ima Hogg was a pig for attention.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 30, 2009 at 03:17 PM
Too bad Richard Hunt's brother Mike didn't send this.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 30, 2009 at 03:18 PM
Why is everybody picking on Woody morgan?
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 30, 2009 at 03:39 PM
It was obviously meant to be.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 30, 2009 at 04:18 PM
I just don't know where the Austria to start...
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | July 30, 2009 at 05:11 PM
WTA!?!
Posted by: Lairbo | July 30, 2009 at 05:19 PM
It looks like the paper changed the headline -- boo
Posted by: PeterM | July 30, 2009 at 05:44 PM
WTABBQ? The paper did change the headline. Wonder if they read this blog?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 30, 2009 at 06:46 PM
Austrian A! I firmly believed that someone was messing around with us, what with all the boners they pulled in that story. But I was satisfied by the end because the jokes petered out about halfway through.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | July 30, 2009 at 07:06 PM
And it may have been because of This Blog™ that they took down the ad for Weed Science and a bunch of other old ones (but not the link to it for some strange reason)
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 30, 2009 at 07:57 PM
I am shocked, all this hooker and reared in Dallas talk and not one mention of Debbie
Posted by: Juggler of Geese ™ | July 31, 2009 at 09:12 AM