CSI: RICHARDSON
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July 27, 2009
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Declined to press charges... next thing you know, she'll be robbed by orangutans and gorillas.
Posted by: Doug | July 27, 2009 at 04:49 PM
I agree Doug. She'll be known in the ape circle as an easy mark.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 27, 2009 at 05:04 PM
The story didn't mention that she also knows that if the monkey keeps it up it will very soon be a meal for one of Richardson's coyote packs.
Posted by: KJP | July 27, 2009 at 05:11 PM
KJP, the concrete statues they stole are for coyote protection.
Posted by: Braniff | July 27, 2009 at 05:17 PM
What is even more humorous, a policeman stopped an organ grinder nearby at the time and asked him, "Do you have a license for your minkey?"
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 27, 2009 at 05:45 PM
You'll neer take me alive, coppers!
*flings poop*
Posted by: The Monkey | July 27, 2009 at 05:56 PM
Anyone who watched The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency would have had the answer right away.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 27, 2009 at 06:08 PM
One of my favorite Tom Robbins novels, "Half-Asleep in Frog Pajamas", featured a felonious ape.
"Felonious Ape" WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: bonmot | July 27, 2009 at 06:40 PM
The Creeping Man returns and steals plants. Elementary Watson.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 27, 2009 at 07:34 PM
" He doesn't tell me what to play... and I don't tell him what to do with his money. "
Posted by: Clankazoid | July 27, 2009 at 11:16 PM