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He knew he couldn't be three sheets to the wind on a diesel powered craft.
Posted by: NotSherly | July 26, 2009 at 04:37 PM
How many New Yorkers would go swimming in the Hudson River on purpose? Just curious.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 26, 2009 at 04:39 PM
What a maroon.
cindy, he probably thought the alcohol would keep him
pickledsafe.Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2009 at 06:40 PM
The U.S.S. Inebriated?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 26, 2009 at 07:17 PM
Actually, cindy, after writing what I wrote above I saw on the news that there was a triathlon today in Manhattan that included a swim in the Hudson.
I hope all participants got their shots.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2009 at 08:41 PM
I thought the Intrepid was manned entirely by Vulcans.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 26, 2009 at 09:54 PM
They need to ship him off to the funny farm, sounds like.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 26, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Arrrrrggggh, maties!
The fiesty wench with the fire in her eyes . . .
Strip her, and bring her to me!
Posted by: bonmot | July 27, 2009 at 12:51 PM