A FOOLPROOF PLAN
(Thanks to Loudmouth, who requests "equal time")
Post a comment
Your Information
(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)
Umm... yay!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 31, 2009 at 01:33 PM
I have nothing against bikinis that dissolve in water, so to speak. Just not clear on the foolproof plan concept.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 31, 2009 at 01:33 PM
So if your ex boyfriend or ex husband suddenly gives you a new bikini you should only wear it in a hot tub with your new boyfriend or husband? Exactly how is this getting them back?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 31, 2009 at 01:36 PM
Why wouldn't you use this with your current girlfriend or wife???? A definite occasion to see what develops....
Posted by: tw | July 31, 2009 at 01:39 PM
Imagine the outrage if this were a mens product.
Posted by: Tiny | July 31, 2009 at 01:42 PM
Brilliant!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 31, 2009 at 01:49 PM
For revenge purposes, a dissolving raincoat or umbrella would be more useful.
Posted by: Ralph | July 31, 2009 at 01:57 PM
Better suited as a V-day gift, but not as much as a chocolate chastity belt.
Posted by: boo | July 31, 2009 at 01:57 PM
NICE idea, boo! Hit the market with that sucker!
Posted by: Diva | July 31, 2009 at 02:00 PM
Actually, if you had serious issues, the man would wait for the look of concern to cross his lady's face. Then, he'd ask in a startled voice, "Is that a shark?"
At least that's what I'd do.
Posted by: Steve | July 31, 2009 at 02:15 PM
It's made out of campaign promises.
Posted by: Clankazoid | July 31, 2009 at 02:16 PM
And if you're reading the Sun, don't skip Page 3!
Posted by: bonmot | July 31, 2009 at 02:16 PM
Revenge?? I just use the machete. WTF?
Posted by: Siouxie | July 31, 2009 at 02:22 PM
This is an invention by a typical guy who did not think his plan through beyond the point of "and then she'd be naked!!"
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 31, 2009 at 02:32 PM
Siouxie, I believe you use the machete at most social occasions. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 31, 2009 at 02:34 PM
Why would we think a plan through any farther than THAT, M-ville? *S*
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 31, 2009 at 02:38 PM
I think they're swimming in these at the current Wold Swimming Championships in Rome.
Posted by: NotSherly | July 31, 2009 at 02:39 PM
*WAVES @ Hammie!!!*
Si, señor ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | July 31, 2009 at 02:39 PM
For revenge purposes, a dissolving raincoat or umbrella would be more useful.
Or a dissolving condom.
Posted by: BoscoH | July 31, 2009 at 03:02 PM
Step 2. Dissolve some scotch in a little water and...voila!
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 31, 2009 at 03:02 PM
"Well, you see officer, I wasn't really dancing naked in the fountain. My ex-girlfriend gave me this swimsuit and the thing just disappeared on me!"
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 31, 2009 at 03:53 PM
I've always found tequila to be an effective panty-remover.
Ah yes, fabric-free entertainment.
Posted by: bonmot | July 31, 2009 at 04:31 PM
she wore an itsy bitsy ,teeny weeny...oops! never mind
Posted by: insomniac | July 31, 2009 at 04:32 PM
she wore an itsy bitsy ,teeny weeny
@insomniac... I'm pretty sure that wasn't her weeny.
Posted by: BoscoH | July 31, 2009 at 05:04 PM
Sharkie, you've already used that excuse twice this week. You might want to think up another one.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 31, 2009 at 05:51 PM
what, no video!?
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 04, 2009 at 09:35 AM