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"I meant to do that" might prevent officers from checking blood alcohol levels.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 27, 2009 at 01:51 PM
I see the tug boat is pushing her to safety.
Posted by: Pannus | July 27, 2009 at 01:56 PM
Investigations were continuing but alcohol was thought to be involved, he said.
Ya think?
Posted by: Captain Obvious | July 27, 2009 at 02:06 PM
Hold my beer and watch this, mate!
"I've seen some stupid things from time to time but that's definitely up there with the rest of them."
Yep, definitely Florida material.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 27, 2009 at 02:06 PM
they're gonna need a bigger tug.
Posted by: crossgirl | July 27, 2009 at 02:26 PM
she should hurry out and buy a lottery ticket.
Posted by: Braniff | July 27, 2009 at 02:37 PM
Wow, talk about taking a giant piss in someone's pool.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 27, 2009 at 03:03 PM
A length of timber also pierced the windscreen, proving this did not happen in the United States.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 27, 2009 at 03:05 PM
Cash for Clunkers to the rescue !
Posted by: Clankazoid | July 27, 2009 at 03:13 PM
There was a real tragedy, however: the shed was brand new and did not survive.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | July 27, 2009 at 03:19 PM
Wow!
Posted by: Evel Knievel | July 27, 2009 at 03:25 PM
"It's quite incredible really. I've seen some stupid things from time to time but that's definitely up there with the rest of them."
Posted by: Captain Obvious | July 27, 2009 at 04:03 PM
I've heard it said that God watches over fools and children. I'm assuming she wasn't a child.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 27, 2009 at 04:32 PM
Cindy, I've always heard that it's fools and drunks who are looked after. She seems to qualify on both counts, though 20 yo seems to put her close to childhood as well...
Posted by: Doug | July 27, 2009 at 04:52 PM
*wonders who God picked to decide who the fools are*
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 27, 2009 at 05:14 PM
Like it, crossgirl!
Posted by: bonmot | July 27, 2009 at 06:42 PM
How old is this news?
Where in the world (apart from Antarctica) is there an "iced-over swimming pool" in July?
Posted by: Shankar | July 27, 2009 at 06:43 PM
Shankar:
New Zealand. It's not far from Antarctica, relatively speaking.
Posted by: Will | July 27, 2009 at 06:56 PM
It's winter down there. Contestant for Wipe Out.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 27, 2009 at 07:37 PM
"The woman received minor injuries." and a 9.5 from the judges
Posted by: JohnnyB | July 28, 2009 at 12:40 PM