WE CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE THINGS ARE STILL LEGAL
Couple accused of assault using Cheetos
(Thanks to Lindsay)
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Couple accused of assault using Cheetos
(Thanks to Lindsay)
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Assault with Cheetos™? I always thought that that was foreplay.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | June 26, 2009 at 10:34 AM
The participants were treated for rashes caused by orange dust.
Posted by: Braniff | June 26, 2009 at 10:38 AM
Neighbor claimed the guy had a real chip on his shoulder.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 26, 2009 at 10:39 AM
There is only so much you can do with guns and knives.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 26, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Alcohol or drugs may have been involved. Just sayin'...
Posted by: Siouxie | June 26, 2009 at 10:42 AM
I wonder if they were the "crunchy" Cheetos. Those bastards hurt!
Posted by: Braniff | June 26, 2009 at 10:44 AM
They must have been fighting over the marijuana bag earlier in the day.
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 26, 2009 at 10:56 AM
But Dave, like Cheez-Its, Cheetos belong in the "orange" food group! They're
miscellaneous food chemical plants'nature's perfect foods!Posted by: Schroedinger | June 26, 2009 at 01:01 PM
This happened in my hometown. I am oh so proud :)
Posted by: Jennifer | June 26, 2009 at 01:37 PM
Cartman? Is that you?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 26, 2009 at 02:33 PM
Was the Frito-Lay hooker involved in this?
Posted by: frodolives | June 26, 2009 at 06:08 PM
How much damage can you do with Cheetos™?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 26, 2009 at 06:31 PM
Pity the poor Cheetos. Cheetos never win.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 26, 2009 at 09:06 PM
Bet the AC ducts are all clogged now.
Posted by: Steve | June 27, 2009 at 10:22 PM