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June 25, 2009

TODAY'S TIP FOR SINGLE FLIES

Can't compete on dung? Try mating on apple pomace

(Thanks to RussellMc)

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Watson! This could change the whole bar, dating scene.

This explains why I never got any action when I hung out on cow dung.

Given the choice, I'd pick the apple too.

Mot, is there a soccer update from S.A.?

Pitnick co-teaches the course with J. Albert C. Uy UY, indeed!

Well, that explains it! I've been hanging out in all the wrong places. *puts on pretty dress and heels; goes hunting for pile of cow dung*

I've never tried apple pomace for mating purposes. But chocolate works pretty well.

*waits for cg to notice that Ford's offering chocolate*

Apple pomace is the new cow dung?

I am hopelessly behind the trends.

I don't know why this wouldn't work.

After all, remember the old ad slogan -- "Pomcace her anything, but give her Arpege."

NotSherly the game between SA and Brazil is about to start. Time, 8:30 pm SA time

*suspects RussellMc of being a boffin.*

And, Go SA!

They should try driving BMWs. I've found it even works better than apple pummace.

"This is a new chapter in the story of yellow dung flies,"

And it's about damn time.

Does this study have anything to say about philandering Southern governors ?

Other than comparing them to dung flies, Clank?

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