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And, it won't get confiscated by middle school authorities.
Posted by: Lairbo | June 04, 2009 at 09:47 AM
Undetectable, you say? I'LL be the judge of that!
Posted by: padraig | June 04, 2009 at 09:49 AM
As an expert in such matters I can say authoritatively that the very definition of "cleavage" is that it be detectable.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 04, 2009 at 09:56 AM
We're supposed to put makeup on our breastesses?? judi's not gonna like this.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 04, 2009 at 10:00 AM
Ooooh. Library of Secrets, Library of Secrets!
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 04, 2009 at 10:02 AM
I'd have to go with judi on this one. Sometimes it's hard enough to put make up on my face much less running a highlighter brush on my cleavage to make it undetectable. Besides most men like for it to be detectable I think. If not they can look elsewhere.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 04, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Hmm. I've never
tasteddetected cleavage makeup. Who knew???Posted by: Allen at Division | June 04, 2009 at 10:16 AM
so then, they would be a fignewton of someone's imagination?
if you put enuf makeup on your boobies do they just LOOK bigger??? or will men then ask - hey, you got some nice makeup on your... uh, or, can i come over and help you with your boob makeup...., etc.
I dont think so.
Posted by: queensbee | June 04, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Queensbee:
And then they would say, "My mom does that, too."
Round and round.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 04, 2009 at 10:26 AM
I can't wait to be stuck in traffic, behind some bimbo...oops!...I mean a rushed female professional who's putting on THIS kind of makeup in the car!
It might even make the Palmetto Expressway tolerable for us Miami folks!
Posted by: Brian | June 04, 2009 at 10:32 AM
"Honey, does this makeup make my boobs look big??"
Posted by: Siouxie | June 04, 2009 at 10:32 AM
*snork*
Library of Secrets Manual: This coveted instruction manual will give you simple to follow step by step instructions on how you can sculpt your breasts to appear their sexiest!
So, is that what she uses?
Anyway, I'm with Sharkie and cindy on this.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 04, 2009 at 10:41 AM
What's next?? Lipstick on the hooha??
Posted by: Siouxie | June 04, 2009 at 10:52 AM
Siouxz, it ain't the color of the lipstick, it's the size of the applicator.
Posted by: padraig | June 04, 2009 at 10:59 AM
Cheesie, you can't have the 'Library of Secrets'. It's only for us ladies, because .... then they wouldn't be secrets.
Posted by: NotSherly | June 04, 2009 at 11:05 AM
If it's undetectable, how would know if it's natural looking?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 04, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Maybe it's Maybeline....
Posted by: oldmanatee | June 04, 2009 at 11:31 AM
Excuse me, but your breasts are running.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 04, 2009 at 11:53 AM
This is old news. I had a girlfriend back in the 60's who's cleavage was totally invisible.
Posted by: Steve | June 04, 2009 at 11:56 AM
As an expert in such matters I can say authoritatively that the very definition of "cleavage" is that it be detectable.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 04, 2009 at 09:56 AM
BOY you said a mouthful, Sharkie. Or a handful....
Posted by: Diva | June 04, 2009 at 12:50 PM
This sounds like the title of a movie: "National Treasure 3: Library of Secrets". It might not be kid-friendly, though.
Posted by: GreatCircle | June 04, 2009 at 01:02 PM
"Waterproof and Sweatproof Bust Shadows and Highlighters" OK but what about ...ah...oh nevermind.
I'll just add that I hate the taste of makeup.
gums up the tongue.
Posted by: DaninIA | June 04, 2009 at 01:08 PM
Makes the motorboat messier.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 05, 2009 at 09:07 AM