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. . . or slipping the cuffs on them.
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 11, 2009 at 04:26 PM
I think I saw Wild Bush Cows open for Men At Work a couple of decades ago.
Posted by: KJP | June 11, 2009 at 04:46 PM
The only sane thing to do is to burn the building down and rebuild it somewhere else. Preferably in Ireland where, thanks to St. Patrick, there aren't any snakes.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 11, 2009 at 04:52 PM
Wild bush cows... rampaging elephants... poisonous snakes... Call Orkin today.
Posted by: Clankazoid | June 11, 2009 at 05:32 PM
*hands nursecindy can of hairspray & a match*
Posted by: Punkin | June 11, 2009 at 05:33 PM
Sounds like a job for mongooses...mongeese...whatever.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 11, 2009 at 06:05 PM
I am tired of these mother effin' snakes in this mother effin' station!
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 11, 2009 at 06:08 PM
Horace beat me to it. I was also going to suggest a herd of mongooses. mongeese. whatever.
Posted by: Guin | June 11, 2009 at 06:26 PM
((Puts Sierra Leone on my long list of places I will never visit. Voluntarily.)))
Where is Samuel L. Jackson when you NEED him??
EB
Posted by: EB | June 11, 2009 at 08:49 PM
Mon-guy?
Posted by: Punkin | June 11, 2009 at 08:50 PM
Does sound like a good place for Sarah Palin...
EB. Evil. All the time.
Posted by: EB | June 11, 2009 at 08:51 PM
Did the police read them their MirANACONDA Rights?
Yes, that does include the right to remain ssssssilent.
Posted by: iain | June 12, 2009 at 09:02 AM
and if they get into the evidence room, they could be dealing with Snakes on Cocaine...
Posted by: Jonathan | June 12, 2009 at 10:38 AM
All they need now is the LADDERS & DIE
Posted by: Richard | June 15, 2009 at 03:21 AM