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Tory MP Ann Widdicombe fumed: “It is deeply tasteless.”---Guess they needed just a little more Tango.
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 26, 2009 at 11:08 AM
It comes in a can?
(That is just wrong on so many levels)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 26, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Twatney should be the spokescelebperson.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 26, 2009 at 11:11 AM
That's Wicked And Terrible!
Posted by: Danny | June 26, 2009 at 11:11 AM
This Was A Thrilling story.
Posted by: Braniff | June 26, 2009 at 11:24 AM
I disagree, Braniff.
Truly Wasted A Ten minute break on that article.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 26, 2009 at 11:31 AM
Meanie, yep:
www.fleshlight.com
WARNING: NSFW
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | June 26, 2009 at 11:35 AM
Filtered here, Olo. I'll just have to wait 'til the day is done.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 26, 2009 at 12:09 PM
"I know I've had this taste in my mouth before...."
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 26, 2009 at 12:15 PM
I thought that item was in a box...
Posted by: estrogen centrale | June 26, 2009 at 12:26 PM
Twato?
Posted by: CJrun | June 26, 2009 at 12:37 PM
I just want to know when they're going to come out with Tango Lite. Then Tango Lemon. Then Tango Vanilla. Then Cherry Tango.
Posted by: eve | June 26, 2009 at 01:09 PM
Sharkie!!! Goodness!! *muffled snork*
At the library where I work, we are posting signs in the bathroom. One of the suggested wordings was, "If at first it doesn't work, give the handle another jerk." I couldn't BEGIN to keep a straight face about it!
Posted by: ɐʌıp | June 26, 2009 at 01:12 PM
Explains why sales were so lousy in Key West.
Posted by: Clankazoid | June 26, 2009 at 01:22 PM
And San Francisco, Clank.
Posted by: Diva | June 26, 2009 at 01:27 PM
It's just like the old joke where the attractive flight attendant asks the innebriated gentleman Would you like some of our TWA coffee? No, he replies, but I'd like to taste your TWA Tea.
Posted by: Reddsuss | June 26, 2009 at 01:30 PM
The focus group--both male and female--liked it, saying it gave them quite a kick about three-fourths of the way through. But they complained about hair in their teeth afterwards.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | June 26, 2009 at 02:00 PM
*SMACKS* Olo!!
Posted by: Diva | June 26, 2009 at 02:22 PM
What's the big deal? TWAT is just an acronym from Dubya's empire for The War Against Terrorism.
Posted by: Ralph | June 26, 2009 at 09:35 PM
You can find it in stores next to the cans of whoop-ass.
Posted by: Stev0 | June 26, 2009 at 10:10 PM
The perfect cocktail. If you want Tango you have to pay cash.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 27, 2009 at 07:33 AM
They put spelt in their orange-flavo(u)red beverage?
Posted by: oneblankspace | June 28, 2009 at 07:29 PM