NO, YOU READ HIM HIS RIGHTS
Homeowner assaulted by defecating man
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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June 30, 2009
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it was either a milk crate or a tractor tire flower bed.
Posted by: Jazzzz | June 30, 2009 at 03:04 PM
At first I thought the black milk crate was where the sh!tter had left his deposit, but apparently it was just a convenient weapon.
The Defecating Man WBAGNFA Adam Sandler movie, by the way.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 30, 2009 at 03:05 PM
Finally, the cops have something to go on.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 30, 2009 at 03:12 PM
but was alcohol involved?
Posted by: Braniff | June 30, 2009 at 03:18 PM
The article didn't say but I'm going to assume that alcohol was involved.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 30, 2009 at 03:22 PM
I think the perp was full of
Posted by: oneblankspace | June 30, 2009 at 03:28 PM
He was just doing his duty.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 30, 2009 at 03:30 PM
I feel sorry for his jail roomie.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 30, 2009 at 03:45 PM
He was substituting for his dog, who had a last minute engagement elsewhere.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 30, 2009 at 03:58 PM
*gets my 'please don't crap on the grass' sign ready*
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 30, 2009 at 04:21 PM
Okay, if your yard is full of crappy junk, guess what some crappy drunk is gonna think? "This toilet has a nice fence with a gate."
Posted by: marina_like_a_boatdock | June 30, 2009 at 05:13 PM
OH wow! The name of the paper is conn post, but for a minute there it looked like Compost! (cracking myself up)
Posted by: marina_like_a_boatdock | June 30, 2009 at 05:15 PM
The home owner was really PO'd because he didn't use a pooper scooper.
Posted by: Alan | June 30, 2009 at 06:19 PM