MIGHT AS WELL SKIP WORK TODAY
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OK, it's the apocalypse. This offer only available in Japan, the home islands, and other areas ruled by the chysanthemum throne. This offer may not be combined with whatever the North Koreans are doing this week.
Posted by: ed in texas | June 10, 2009 at 07:27 AM
"And in Ishikawa today, we can expect low visibility and scattered sushi storms."
Posted by: NotSherly | June 10, 2009 at 07:47 AM
"also, there is a polywog precipitation advisory for the city of Hakusan."
Posted by: NotSherly | June 10, 2009 at 07:51 AM
And now the five-day forecast:
Today, warm with increasing cloudiness mixed with periods of light amphibians throughout the region
Thursday, changing to intermittent small mammal showers followed by gusty winds and locally heavy primatefall.
Friday, a mix of sun and clouds early in the day, turning to seven-year locusts in the afternoon and evening.
Saturday shows a swarm front moving in with falling temperatures and steadily increasing invertebrates.
Sunday we're calling for all weather to cease permanently. You might to bring your scriptures.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 10, 2009 at 07:51 AM
GNFARB:
Tadpole Downpour
Clouds of Dead Tadpoles
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 10, 2009 at 07:54 AM
Classic story, "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs."
The Burt Bachrach/Hal David song, "Tadpoles Keep Fallin' on My Head" seems to be playing in the background.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 10, 2009 at 08:09 AM
Yay, I got a meteorologist simul with MTB!
Posted by: NotSherly | June 10, 2009 at 08:16 AM
It's raining tadpoles, hallelujah!
It's raining tadpoles, amen.
It's raining tadpoles, hallelujah!
Sniff, I love that song.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 10, 2009 at 08:33 AM
horace, i LOVE that book. tadpole downpours, not so much.
Posted by: crossgirl | June 10, 2009 at 09:25 AM
and ananova is just such a reliable source!
Posted by: queensbee | June 10, 2009 at 10:04 AM
I love the pitter patter splatter of the asian rain.
Posted by: Punkin | June 10, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Somebody should sit that psycho in North Korea down and explain to him what an amphibious assault actually means.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 10, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Dead tadpole downpours
Try saying that 5 times fast
Posted by: chuck | June 10, 2009 at 10:31 AM
Nike Air Max, ?
Posted by: NotSherly | June 10, 2009 at 11:00 AM
I like Jeff's ideas, and Raining Tadpoles WBAGNFARB too.
Posted by: Kev | June 10, 2009 at 11:01 AM
NotSherly - Max is a spamming slug. (Sorry for the redundancy)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 10, 2009 at 12:07 PM
snork @ Martini.
Posted by: Guin | June 10, 2009 at 03:19 PM