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June 30, 2009


"Her dog got into her purse and ate all her personal checks," Banfield said. The woman reportedly told police she had no choice but to take funds from her former husband's account.

A Wisconsin teenager using a classic excuse for evading schoolwork missed a class trip to Peru despite his tale being true: The dog ate his passport.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Cynthia and Ralph)


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I had a really funny comment scribbled out, but before I could type it in, my dog came by and, well, you know.

They should have made her sort through her dog's $h!t in the backyard to provide proof.

I wonder if Bernie Madoff ever considered blaming his dog?

Her dog made her steal her ex's money?

Sounds right.

I guess it never occurred to her to order new checks or use a counter check. Maybe the dog ate the money that was supposed to go into her account also.

Must be kind of how Leona Helmsley's non-canine heirs feel.

My dog forced me to eat Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey. Honest, I didn't want to do it, but I had no choice.

" My dog ate the Rose billing records. " ( Sure, Hillary. That sounds plausible. )

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