LET'S JUST HOPE THEY DON'T RESORT TO...
(Thanks to Ralph)
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June 30, 2009
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once the officers got there they were able to determine it was a cow
Pure genius.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | June 30, 2009 at 08:47 AM
Hey, who you calling a washed-up cow?
Posted by: Martha Stewart | June 30, 2009 at 08:48 AM
I think it was Washed-Up Cow I saw open for Crossdressing Clown a few years ago.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | June 30, 2009 at 08:55 AM
I guess there might not be a Second Annual Victoria Offshore Rodeo.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 30, 2009 at 08:59 AM
Looks like there was a mission failure in the whole, "cow jumping over the moon" thing. Good thing she landed at sea and spared the cities.
Posted by: Steve | June 30, 2009 at 09:06 AM
A sea cow that got seperated from the herd.
Posted by: NotSherly | June 30, 2009 at 09:06 AM
Awww, it must have been migrating from one ocean to another and gotten beached.
*I'm carefully not making any comments about memories of ex-wives and beach trips*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | June 30, 2009 at 09:09 AM
How did that cow fit through the pipes?
Posted by: Ralph | June 30, 2009 at 09:13 AM
Wasn't that the last scene of Impact?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 30, 2009 at 09:18 AM
I would like to commend the readers of this blog for reading an entire article about a washed-up cow and not making any Britney jokes. So far, so good!
Posted by: padraig | June 30, 2009 at 09:24 AM
Oooh. Our Chik-Fil-A overlords are NOT going to like this...
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 30, 2009 at 09:51 AM
I think the best thing to do first off is to put a ring of pebbles around it. This will ward off the evil cow eye.
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 30, 2009 at 09:59 AM
how NOW late brown cow?
Posted by: queensbee | June 30, 2009 at 10:02 AM
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HEY!!! Could we have ONE day where we don't make fun of Sarah Palin? Jeez!
Call Exxon, tell 'em to clean her up, fer Gawds sake.
DY-NO-MIIIIITE!!!
Oh, and I have a bid in on E-Bay for R. Crumb, Global Warming & the California Free Lunch, so please don't compete. Thanks.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | June 30, 2009 at 10:21 AM
I guess a beach bbq is out of the question.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 30, 2009 at 11:09 AM
How did that cow happen to wash up inside a large-enough circle of rocks?
Posted by: oneblankspace | June 30, 2009 at 11:31 AM
"She's still there..."
Ummmm, where did they think she would go?
Posted by: Ms.Flukey | June 30, 2009 at 11:31 AM
Maybe she didn't wait a half an hour before going swimming. Or maybe two hours, what with the four stomachs and all.
Posted by: Ms.Flukey | June 30, 2009 at 11:32 AM
"Dammit, Xyxyxyx! I told you to get that tractor beam fixed. That's the 3rd cow you've lost!"
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | June 30, 2009 at 01:26 PM
waitress: "That's one dead cow on a beach with a side circle of stones!"
chef: "Huh?"
waitress: "I'm just readin' the headlines."
Posted by: MOTW | June 30, 2009 at 01:44 PM
Where this began...
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 30, 2009 at 02:16 PM
This town needs some of those flesh eating clocks!
Posted by: Konalizzi | July 01, 2009 at 01:50 AM
I love Canada--here they are calmly discussing this problem and working toward a mutually acceptable solution. Most city governments in my neck of the woods would have had indictments, a shoving match in the city council meeting, and possibly a shooting by now.
Posted by: Mad Librarian | July 01, 2009 at 02:49 PM