CSI: WATERVILLE

Waterville Police Sgt. Jeffrey Bearce said Edgecomb, who was intoxicated and covered with a pink substance believed to be Pepto-Bismol...

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Comments

[Allen at Division]

Fat, drunk, and covered in Pepto-Bismol is no way to go through your criminal career...

[Cheesewiz]

Officers Be Advised: Pepto Dismal is a known handcuff lubricant.

[oneblankspace]

Wouldn't things have gone better with two sawhorses for the plywood?

[Punkin Poo]

Officer #1: Man, what the hell IS that stuff??

Officer #2: I dunno, but one of us should lick the Sargent and find out.

[Clown Puppy]

"He said Edgecomb, a member of the Maine National Guard, was supposed to report to his unit in Lewiston later Sunday morning." AWOL from the Marines, too? Mr Edgecomb ain't going to be parting for some time, I'm afraid.

[Clown Puppy]

"He said Edgecomb, a member of the Maine National Guard, was supposed to report to his unit in Lewiston later Sunday morning." AWOL from the Marines, too? Mr Edgecomb ain't going to be parting for some time, I'm afraid.

[Diva]

The voice of experience, Cheese? ;-P

Let this be a lesson, Kids. Never turn to a life of crime if you suffer with chronic IBS.

I can see it now. The new Pepto label: "For internal use only."

[queensbee]

pink IS my color!

[Meanie the Blue]

Not mine, obviously.....

[Cheesewiz]

Not that I know of Diva.

[Siouxie]

Pretty in Pink?

[Ms.Flukey]

The Marines? He's going to be defending our country? Well, perhaps he'll confuse the enemy with his pink-ness. I oh so hope they got pictures.

[Diva]

Ms. F - that's why we have the "don't ask, don't tell" policy. Of course, if you walk in there painted pink, you really don't hafta tell, now do you?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Officers Be Advised: Pepto Dismal is a known handcuff lubricant.

Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 29, 2009 at 10:25 AM

That's exactly what I thought!

Anyway, why the Pepto? Did they finish all the alcohol?

[nursecindy]

What was he drinking? Pepto Vodka Tonics?

[Siouxie]

Peptoritas?

[nursecindy]

So Jeff. Still on jury duty standby? Peptoritas don't sound too good Siouxie but may be helpful with the side effects of too many Margaritas.

[Siouxie]

Kinda like Peptotinis. Shaken, not stirred.

[Jeff Meyerson]

cindy, I was in court at 8:30 am. By 10:30 I was dismissed from the jury and sent home.

Good deal.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Peptoritas made me vomit a little in my mouth.

[queensbee]

how NOT to get selected for a jury in Albany NY - if you dont like jury duty:
1- make sure you call and change your date to the week that has veterans day and or thanksgiving. if they dont call your number you will be dismissed for at least 5 yrs because court will only meet maybe 3 days that week
2-in the event you do have to go to the voir dire - dress really flaky. this is better if you're a girl, but, hey you could dress like a girl. that might be real interesting. wear the wrong footwear. this is especially effective if it has already snowed... wear birkenstocks. you might get cold toes, but, it might be worth it, if they dismiss you.
if that isnt flaky enough, try to haul out some of your stuff from the 60s. Beads, bells, noisy jewelry.
Paint each fingernail a different color. toenails too. I happen to have inch-long nails, so this is very effective.
the system is based on how you LOOK. the fact that i have a good job, a masters degree and some other responsibility pales in comparison with what i'm wearing, etc.

3-if that doesnt work - make sure you need a root canal.

they never pick me.

[frodolives]

TOTALLY /OT, but NC, I'm watching a movie, the guy has been shot in the shoulder, he's now in IC with a bandage around his head WITH A BLOOD STAIN on the bandage?!?!?! Don't they sort of STOP the bleeding before they get to the ICU? Back OT/

[Allen at Division]

Queensbee--Surely you have a picture of that...

[frodolives]

No, STILL /OT... I know a lot of peeps are going to be asking, "Why does he have a head bandage if he was shot in the shoulder?" Good question... but THAT I can leave to Hollywood... but the blood stain on the bandage in the ICU.?.?.? nursecindy? OK, REALLY BACK OT/

[frodolives]

Allen, you want to see the "before-pics" of Queensbee's root canal?" Siouxie, can you throw me an "EEEWWW" here?

[Obie]

Did you notice the name of the guy who wrote the article?

"snicker"

[Yoda]

Obie-Wan, young you are still with the Force, but padawans must learn here on this blog, that we strictly do not make fun of people's names!!!

[frodolives]

btw, Obie, not meaning to scare you away from the site, but, YES, I noticed... and *SNORKS!!*

[Aussiegirl]

Like I said in the previous blog, I gotta go git me some of that there pepto stuff on accounta it sure will come in handy next time I'm in them thair handcuffs...

[MartiniShark]

I don't even want to ask what he did with the suppository.......

[Loudmouth]

Pink,
It's the color of passion.
Pink,
It's the new kind of fashion.

Just a drunken tribute to Aerosmith.

[laszlo]

When I saw the headline, I immediately suspected that liquor was involved.The story just confirmed it.I also suspect that the quatity was massive.