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June 17, 2009

CSI: NEW ZEALAND

Woman taped urinating in fountain hands herself in

(Thanks to Bill Moore)

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She handed her WHAT into WHAT?

Oh. Her WHOLE self. To the police. Never mind.

Is the video up on YouTube yet?

Just the kind of thing you want your mom to see in the paper.

'The incident was reminiscent of a young man dubbed "the Piddler on the Roof", caught urinating into a ticket machine from the upper floor of a Napier parking building last July. He was fined $200.'

And given a medal for marksmanship, I hope.

Love the alias, though. I'll leave it to the pros to re-work "If I Were a Rich Man." Ya hear me insom?

That headline gave me a headache. She was duct-taped in the hands of a fountain while urinating?

Away above my head,
I see the strangest sight!
A piddler on the roof,
who piddles day and night.
That's all I've got padraig. Maybe insom can do more.

Was the tape waterproof?

I wouldn't touch her hand while she's handing herself in...

If her hands were taped, she didn't wipe.

Running water is so suggestive.

Can't understand why Allen wants to know if the tape was water proof. I've heard he prefers handcuffs. Siouxie told me.

Siouxie! Shhh!

Wha?????

Can't find the "T" with one hand cuffed, Siouxie?...

I'd see my wife, my Golda, looking like a rich man's wife, With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I'd see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock. Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.

Insom and cindy, those are the actual lyrics, but all I've been able to turn so far is, "I'd see her pulling off her panties, pissin' like a racehorse, Oy what a happy mood she's in..."

I leave the rest to you and others...

I'd see my wife, my Golda, looking like a rich man's wife, With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I'd see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock. Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.

Insom and cindy, those are the actual lyrics, but all I've been able to turn so far is, "I'd see her pulling off her panties, pissin' like a racehorse, Oy what a happy mood she's in..."

I leave the rest to you and others...

Great. Now I have to pee.

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