CSI: IMMACULATE CONCEPTION CARNIVAL

When questioned by police, Martin said he was with the band.However, when Wilson checked with the band, band members said Martin was not part of the group but that he had consumed all of their beer.

(Thanks to ciomaz)

Comments

[queensbee]

come on! he's the drummer. who else drinks all the beer?

[nursecindy]

Let's see here. He's a drunk with no car, no money, and since he mooches his drinks probably no job either. I'm guessing he's single. Hey Siouxie! I've found another guy for you!

[Siouxie]

Noooooooo cindy! I've sworn off musicians. Even those pretending.

[CJrun]

When carnies call you disorderly, that's just shameful!

[MartiniShark]

Seems more like the Immaculate Consumption. (rim shot)

[Margaritaville]

Immaculate Conception Carnival WBAGNFArowdynunband.

[eve]

So if he had been with the band it would have been okay? How dare he make a mockery of a religious dogma made up in the middle ages and now with a church named after it? He should have worn his "I'm with the band" tshirt. He must have shown up mullet-less.

[ciocmaz]

Woo-hoo - I was posted!! The reason I found this so amusing (or disturbing) is that our church carnival is this week and I wondered if this guy was going to show up to drink the band's beer here too....

[Aussiegirl]

I notice that whenever this guy gets drunk, the cops obligingly drive him home. Before we condemn, we should perhaps consider that he's an environmentalist who by getting a (free) ride home, he's car pooling and helping the environment (hic). that (hic)said, I'm gonna wave (hic) down the next (hic) cop car (hic) and do my (hic) best for the (hic) enve... inver... evon... place (hic) too!

[crossgirl]

if anyone needs me, i'll be at the carnival....

[frodolives]

cg, why? All the beer is gone!

[crossgirl]

curses. foiled again.

[frodolives]

LOL!!! Have a blog beer on me!

[frodolives]

I didn't mean LITERALLY "on me," I meant I'll BUY you one!... (throws a fin on the blog bar, slinks away)

[Meanie the Blue]

This didn't quite work for him either when he tried it at the Mormon Tabernachle Choir.

[frodolives]

Meanie, "Tabernachle?"

[frodolives]

♩ O Tabernachle, o Tabernachle,
Wie treu sind deine Blätter!
Du grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit,
Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit.
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Wie treu sind deine Blätter! &# 9835

[frodolives]

Sorry, what I meant was...

♩ O Tabernachle, o Tabernachle,
Wie treu sind deine Blätter!
Du grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit,
Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit.
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Wie treu sind deine Blätter! ♫

[frodolives]

well, THAT didn't work out either... (shoot!)

[Loudmouth]

The holy sacrament of the broken pretzels and the beer.

[danceswithvowels]

He couldn't reasonably be the drummer, qb. Drummers are the one band member that have to keep semi-sober.

Timing is everything. Also location. ;-)

[danceswithvowels]

Arrrgh! "The one band member that has to ..."