CANADA
Key Quotes:
"We came out, we were in a robe because, you know, it's a swingers' club,"
...firefighters were also able to rescue four lab rats the business keeps on hand to explain rodent behaviour.
...firefighters were also able to rescue four lab rats the business keeps on hand to explain rodent behaviour.
(Thanks to Jonathan)
They could have used the swinging club to break out the window . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 22, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Mails a check to the person who invented bathrobes.
Posted by: Punkin | June 22, 2009 at 10:15 AM
I'm thinking aloud here but 7 is an odd number, somebody wasn't swinging or else the staff don't merely carry drinks and robes.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | June 22, 2009 at 10:21 AM
The firefighters are suspects, if you ask me....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 22, 2009 at 10:22 AM
Those wacky Canucks, eh?
Posted by: Siouxie | June 22, 2009 at 10:23 AM
You're all just jealous...
Posted by: ArcticAl | June 22, 2009 at 10:30 AM
♪ We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the worlds been turning... ♬
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 22, 2009 at 10:31 AM
Somehow I think that's not exactly the reason they keep the rats there, but I really don't want to know. I feel I must go wash my hands now.
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 22, 2009 at 10:42 AM
"He threw a TV four times at the window and the TV broke," said one female client who didn't want to be named.
I wonder why she wouldn't give her name. Isn't it fun to see your name in the newspapers?
Posted by: PeterM | June 22, 2009 at 10:53 AM
One bathhouse client said she's grateful to the firefighters.
Because they use their hoses so well.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | June 22, 2009 at 11:09 AM
Hosed again.
Posted by: Texgal | June 22, 2009 at 11:22 AM
This sounds suspiciously like something Annie, Siouxie & Judi may have been involved in...a clever plot to attract firefighters...
Now, I wonder if they'll have a haggis emergency to attract men in kilts.
Posted by: Punkin | June 22, 2009 at 11:44 AM
A haggis emergency sounds gastronomically unpleasant, and should be a forbidden NFARB.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 22, 2009 at 12:07 PM
Swinging lab rats...? As long as I live, I'll never understand those people.
Posted by: Clankazoid | June 22, 2009 at 02:02 PM
6:30 A.M.?!?! Are these, like, type-A workaholic swingers?
Posted by: Danny | June 22, 2009 at 02:31 PM
I finally get to Canada and this happens. I get hosed by a bunch of firemen and then have to pay for the TV that stupid broke. I did not touch the rats! I hope my name doesn't get posted with this.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 22, 2009 at 02:47 PM
...firefighters were also able to rescue four lab rats the business keeps on hand to explain rodent behaviour.
NOW you know why there were rodents involved!!!
Posted by: Richard Gere | June 22, 2009 at 04:00 PM
Hey, I want to know more about those windows. My God, when he threw the TV at the window, it broke the TV but not the window. What are they using bullet proof glass???
Posted by: RedRat | June 22, 2009 at 06:50 PM
That's so funny, but some of them at least found a bathrobe to wrap herself.
The other thing was what kind of fantasy they were having that the place caught on fire.
The fantasy was pretty HOT!
Nelly
Posted by: Nelly | June 22, 2009 at 09:40 PM
I am so glad I clicked through to the article and discovered that the rats belonged to a different business - that would have required much brain bleach...
Mot - haven't you heard of a 3-some?
Posted by: cowprintrabbit | June 23, 2009 at 01:03 AM