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Wow! A new legal defense tactic for the blog ladies!
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 29, 2009 at 02:25 PM
I have a friend (trust me, it ain't me) whose ramparts are so big...
(I know... "HOW BIG ARE THEY??)
Well. They are SO BIG, that she has to put a stuffed animal, whose name is "[Fill-in-the-blank-with-an-appropriate-word-that-thymes-with-kitty] Kitty," into her cleavage at bedtime. Evidently, they (her extra large ramparts) interfere with slumber otherwise.
Perhaps the squirrel lady is working on a live version?
But I hope the cops called PETA.
Posted by: KDF | June 29, 2009 at 02:36 PM
I believe that's a sugar glider and if it is, I used to do the same to mine (Flygirl) when I had one. They like being held close to you.
*waves @ KDF!!* LTNS!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 29, 2009 at 02:42 PM
Dave dave dave...Squirrels are not human therefore not entitled to human rights.
Posted by: oneblankspace | June 29, 2009 at 02:43 PM
Isn't it obvious? That was her attorney.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 29, 2009 at 02:52 PM
But the reports says nothing about the beaver in her pants!
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 29, 2009 at 03:04 PM
Is that a squirrel in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Braniff | June 29, 2009 at 03:15 PM
They're probably both terrorists (the woman and the squirrel, not her ... well, you know).
Posted by: Flash | June 29, 2009 at 03:30 PM
I really didn't have anything else to say, but after the blog (not The Blog) notified me that my comment had been posted, it commanded me to "Post Another Comment", so here it is.
Posted by: Flash | June 29, 2009 at 03:33 PM
Flash, send your bank account info to us.
Posted by: the blog | June 29, 2009 at 03:45 PM
Horace LaBadie, really!! This is a family blog. Funny comment though.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 29, 2009 at 03:55 PM
Police let the woman and her animal friend go.
But did they say hello to her little friend?
Also, Squirrel Cleavage may BAGNFARB but it is NOT a good luck for her.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 29, 2009 at 03:55 PM
*waves on back* :)
Posted by: KDF | June 29, 2009 at 03:56 PM
Maybe it's the new strapless wonderbra with the revolutionary 4 paws of support?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 29, 2009 at 04:27 PM
Hey, I'm going out to git me one of them durn things (dowm guys, I meant the critter!) for next time I'm in the jailhouse.
Posted by: Aussiegirl | June 29, 2009 at 05:14 PM
The court-appointed psychiatrist found her competent to stand trial, although a "little squirrelly."
What about the marmoset on her head?
It's heartwarming to see how well the squirrel got along with her puppies.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 29, 2009 at 05:37 PM
I think I saw the "Rampart Squirrels" open for Def Leppard once...
Posted by: frodolives | June 29, 2009 at 05:41 PM
You just know she went back and indignantly told her friends, "Those pigs! They stared at my boobs the whole time!"
Posted by: NotSherly | June 29, 2009 at 06:48 PM
From an early version of "Basic Instinct," before Roseanne was dropped in favor of that ditzy blonde with the bowl of condoms next to her bed whose name I forget. Oh, yeah, Sharon Stone.
Posted by: SW | June 30, 2009 at 04:29 AM
"Hey, Rocky, watch me pull you out from between my tats." (Is that too much of a stretch?)
Posted by: SW | June 30, 2009 at 04:31 AM