YOU WILL BE RELIEVED TO LEARN THAT THIS BLOG'S STRICT POLICY AGAINST MAKING FUN OF NAMES
...also applies to ships.
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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Now if it was called the coXXchaser, it could have been the first all female Navy vessal.
Posted by: ArcticAl | May 28, 2009 at 09:59 AM
INSECT-class river gun boat??????!!!!!
Posted by: Sco77 | May 28, 2009 at 10:02 AM
*now understands origins of important nautical term AARRRRRRRRGH!!!*
Posted by: Danny | May 28, 2009 at 10:02 AM
But what of her sister ship, the Twatscraper? I believe her ship's surgeon was Dr. Papschmear.
Posted by: padraig | May 28, 2009 at 10:04 AM
I understand she had a dry hold.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 28, 2009 at 10:04 AM
That must hurt. Not as much as C*ckwaxer, though.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2009 at 10:06 AM
cockchafer
Posted by: Steve Haller | May 28, 2009 at 10:12 AM
*is reminded that ships are considered feminine*
Posted by: Diva | May 28, 2009 at 10:13 AM
The Cockchafer traveled in a convoy with the tender ship, HMS KY Sensations...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 28, 2009 at 10:13 AM
Another member of the convoy.
Posted by: Danny | May 28, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Gee, I don't think I can Titan it any further...
Posted by: Steve Haller | May 28, 2009 at 10:21 AM
*SNORK* Steve - and thanks for the information. I'm sure the men here will be relieved to know that bugs can do such a thing.
Posted by: Diva | May 28, 2009 at 10:24 AM
The first mate must have it rough. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2009 at 10:39 AM
The cockchafer (colloquially called billy witch...)
'Willy Bitch' would be more apropos.
Posted by: trustf8 | May 28, 2009 at 10:45 AM
And for those of you who wear your emoptions on your sleive...
http://www.cafepress.com/cockchafer
Posted by: JG | May 28, 2009 at 10:51 AM
"It left the stockyards 145 feet long at the time of deployment, but with shrinkage it is actually 95 feet."
Posted by: Martinishark | May 28, 2009 at 11:17 AM
Ha! Had the same thought, trustf8.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 28, 2009 at 11:17 AM
I bet it was also full of seamen.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Cockchaffing really sucks.
Posted by: Texgal | May 28, 2009 at 12:28 PM
Does this "Cockchafer" have anything to do with the undies thread a ways back?
*borrows Siouxie's hairflip*
Posted by: klezmerphan | May 28, 2009 at 12:34 PM
The name is even funnier as the actual meaning refers to a hideous bug. Who would want to Christian a ship after something we have an uncontrollable desire to squish under our boots?
Posted by: Elon | May 28, 2009 at 01:18 PM
And why would someone name a bug after a penis?
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 28, 2009 at 01:27 PM
Chafer means beetle. Cock means what you think it does. I could not find any etymological sources for why the bug reminded people of roosters, save one which states "Because of size".
Posted by: Elon | May 28, 2009 at 01:53 PM
I just ordered a T-shirt.
Can't wait for the conversations!!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 28, 2009 at 02:30 PM
"Chafer? I hardly knew 'er..."
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 28, 2009 at 02:31 PM
I'm staying home.Away from HMS'S.
Posted by: ron | May 28, 2009 at 02:38 PM
I hear there's a cream for that. Meanie told me. Jeff told him.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2009 at 03:03 PM
... dated her in college...
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | May 28, 2009 at 03:14 PM
Isn't this just another name for a female or gay Nynpho? NTTAWWT
Posted by: DaninIA | May 28, 2009 at 03:35 PM
... had to pay extra...
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | May 28, 2009 at 03:57 PM
issnt that one of the 7 dirty words?
Posted by: queensbee | May 28, 2009 at 04:08 PM
To avoid this, you must have proper steerage...
Posted by: "frodolives" | May 28, 2009 at 07:18 PM
Silk boxers will make it better.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 29, 2009 at 08:40 AM
I wear silk boxers frequently. They are the most comfortable ones I have.
Posted by: thermal top | December 28, 2009 at 09:15 AM