WE GIVE HIM EIGHT MINUTES TOPS
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The benefits of not having a tv keep mounting. I am blessed.
Posted by: ron | May 28, 2009 at 09:13 AM
8 minutes? What is that in Jack years?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2009 at 09:17 AM
All these guest "stars." This is turning into "Love Boat" with automatic weapons.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2009 at 09:36 AM
Freddie Prinz, Jr.???
Not my job, man!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2009 at 09:57 AM
This is great news....Janis needs a love interest on the show.
Posted by: tw | May 28, 2009 at 10:01 AM
But is Former Special Agent Walker returning?
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 28, 2009 at 10:23 AM
COOL! Does that mean that Scooby Doo is next on the guest list???
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Mrs. Prinze would have been a better choice.
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | May 28, 2009 at 10:31 AM
I'm with you, ron.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 28, 2009 at 10:52 AM
I hope he has his thigh armour on.
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 28, 2009 at 11:38 AM
Yeah, Buffy has saved the world way more times than Jack.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 28, 2009 at 12:57 PM
I thought his wife would have been a better choice too.
Posted by: Tori Lennox | May 28, 2009 at 01:14 PM
Isn't this kind of a spoiler? If he follows in Jack's footsteps that means Jack is going to live. Of course we knew that. I missed our 24 blogging this week.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2009 at 01:46 PM
If they are grooming that yutz to take over in future seasons then the show will have jumped-the-shark, nuked-the-fridge, and every other franchise-killing eupamism that exists.
Posted by: Martinishark | May 28, 2009 at 02:25 PM
Don't be shy Sharkie! Tell us what you really think.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2009 at 03:02 PM
* spoiler alert, spoiler below *
He's a MOLE!
Posted by: padraig | May 28, 2009 at 04:37 PM
Very considerate of the Jack Sack website to offer Jack tips on what to see and do in New York next season...
along with the indispensable Zagat Guide...
and on the off chance that he has time to eat anything, of course he'll need to know about knishes...
Any Noo Yawkers out there? Did they get it right?
Posted by: Steve Haller | May 28, 2009 at 05:32 PM
oops, sorry: knishes...
Posted by: Steve Haller | May 28, 2009 at 05:34 PM
Those are the world-famous Gabila's Knishes, and, of course, they are available online.
Posted by: Mike Antonucci | May 28, 2009 at 06:22 PM
Prinze, Jr. can't possibly be any more annoying than Janeane Gawdawfulho was...and Janeane definitely WON'T be back for Season Eight. Wish I could remember those links where I saw that one...
...And yeah, I think Prinze Jr.'s wife would have been much more believable as a successor to Jack.
Posted by: Wes S. | May 29, 2009 at 01:14 AM
"Middle East leader," hmm. And daughter of Middle East leader . . . I've been thinking along the lines of a Guantanamo Bay tie-in somewhere in there (as in what happens when the prisoners are released from Gitmo). Maybe so, maybe not.
Yep, oneblankspace, reportedly Former Special Agent Walker has already signed on for next season.
Posted by: MaryContrary | May 29, 2009 at 06:44 PM
Isn't anyone else having withdrawl? It was actually a relief when 24 ended this most painful season--but I miss the blog. So now there's no 24 as well as no Medium, House or LOST. We have watched "Broken Arrow" twice so far just to remember what really good action flicks are like. Could they bring in John Woo as the head writer, director and producer???
Posted by: Toc | May 30, 2009 at 12:54 AM
I surrender.... after the bad, bad, awful season before (not to mention the year's delay because of the writer's strike) I swore I wasn't going to watch "24" this season, but got sucked in. I'm soooo disappointed. Where's OurJack who uttered such memorable lines as "I'm gonna need a hacksaw"? We're reduced to GrandpaJack sweating, grimacing, collapsing from Evil Canister Exposure. Ho hum. Not gonna get me next season, no siree.
Posted by: Cricket54 | June 02, 2009 at 04:13 PM
I totally miss the blog too. I really don't miss the show. Miss the blog. :(
Posted by: Wizzy | June 20, 2009 at 11:03 PM
I'd like to know if the Feds have figured out they have all sorts of traitors in their ranks, all around them in every postion and no one can be trusted?
Here we go again, with all sorts of traitors and turn coats, and they work for bamma
Posted by: vperl | July 04, 2009 at 11:16 PM