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Which one is Dave?
Posted by: Power Hungry | May 29, 2009 at 03:54 PM
Now you are really rubbing shoulders with the big wigs!
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 29, 2009 at 03:54 PM
Who gave Joe Biden the red tie ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | May 29, 2009 at 04:01 PM
One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just doesn't belong . . .
I refer, of course, to the one without a blue shirt.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | May 29, 2009 at 04:04 PM
Blue shirts and Square Pants. Looking Good.
Posted by: NotSherly | May 29, 2009 at 04:04 PM
Nice beard, Ridley!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 29, 2009 at 04:16 PM
Sponge Dave Blue Shirt
Posted by: Jazzzz | May 29, 2009 at 04:18 PM
ahoy spongebob. regards to patrick.
Posted by: queensbee | May 29, 2009 at 04:19 PM
This has all the makings of a bad Burger King ad!
Posted by: tw | May 29, 2009 at 04:24 PM
Hey Ridley, when is the new Lou Boldt coming out?
Posted by: Guin | May 29, 2009 at 04:27 PM
So, are the three of you are going to Krusty Krab for dinner?
Posted by: Lairbo | May 29, 2009 at 04:34 PM
"Sponge Bob" isn't wearing an ID on a lanyard. He must be an intruder.
SECURITY! TAZE THE IMPOSTER IMMEDIATELY!
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 29, 2009 at 04:50 PM
I hope Dave brought lots of hand sanitizer. Sponges are full of deadly bacteria.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 29, 2009 at 05:17 PM
Did SpongeBob show Dave his Florida driver's license?
Posted by: padraig | May 29, 2009 at 05:37 PM
First they meet Clifford The Big Red Dog then they get to meet Sponge Bob. Some people have all the luck. The only famous people I've ever met was Billy Joel and Mariah Carey. Bummer.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 29, 2009 at 05:48 PM
Dave must get awfully tired, what with the holding in his gut all the time for the photos.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 29, 2009 at 06:55 PM
So....where's Dave & Ridley's other hand??
Is that Billy Joel on the left?
Posted by: Siouxie | May 29, 2009 at 07:01 PM
Every person is all in blue.
With the exception of you know who.
Posted by: ron | May 29, 2009 at 07:03 PM
Spongeworthy?
Posted by: WayneHere | May 29, 2009 at 07:28 PM
I thought you guys were supposed to be working!?!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 29, 2009 at 07:50 PM
As long as he holds that gut in!
Posted by: Tash | May 29, 2009 at 07:54 PM
Square Pants Convention.
Posted by: CornDog | May 29, 2009 at 08:49 PM
Dave buys his own pants, doesn't he?
Posted by: WACvet/Suzie-Q | May 29, 2009 at 09:44 PM
WAC, but does he buy his own underpants? The WTC wants to know...
Posted by: "frodolives" | May 29, 2009 at 09:50 PM
Shame on those of you who insinuated that Dave is holding his stomach in! I think he looks very fit. Sponge Bob could stand to loose a few though. Maybe they could just squeeze him a couple of times. (Sponge Bob, not Dave or Ridley)
Posted by: nursecindy | May 29, 2009 at 11:07 PM
SpongeBob's just retaining water. Dave and Rid look FAB, as usual.
*glares at gut-sucking accusers*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 29, 2009 at 11:28 PM
Hey, that's no sponge, that's a loofah.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | May 30, 2009 at 03:22 AM
Givem the look in Bob's eyes, I know where Dave and Ridley's other hands are.
Posted by: CJrun | May 30, 2009 at 05:26 AM
This is an impressive celebrity photo op.
Posted by: Heather | May 30, 2009 at 07:42 AM
Most sponges loof around. Never could get Square Bob Sponge Pants right.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 30, 2009 at 09:03 AM
Um, um, I just said it cuz someone else said it and that's why I thought he looked sponge-worthy....... hey, are you just trying to suck up, Annie?
BTW, local paper did a thing on boy-bangs today, and DIDN'T include Dave's
hopelesstimeless look! I'm going to send in a pick. Bangs never went out of style, for those who can't do anything else...Tash, trying desperately to untangle the mess on her own head
Posted by: Tash | May 30, 2009 at 09:36 AM
D'OH Now I broke the Pad, my finger barely touched my touchpad an, it posted before I previewed. Now you'll all really hate me! I take back everything I said!!!!!!
Posted by: Tash | May 30, 2009 at 09:41 AM
rut roh. Mooooooommmmmmmmmmm??? Tash broke the blog!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2009 at 09:41 AM
HELLLLP
Posted by: Tash | May 30, 2009 at 09:42 AM
Tash, we used to be able to 'feex' this but typepoop has deemed us unworthy.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2009 at 10:05 AM
I for one welcome our
crustaceomolluskpiraticalStrikeThrough Overlords.Posted by: danceswithvowels | May 30, 2009 at 12:18 PM
Dave, why are you wearing SpongeBob's square pants?
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 31, 2009 at 11:07 PM
Hope you had fun at the Javitts Center, Dave (Also known as the End of the Earth, the place that no cabs will come to, and the area that you have to walk at least a mile to get to a halfway decent restaurant)
I'll be there in a couple of weeks - can you tell I'm excited?
Posted by: sthnbelle | June 01, 2009 at 12:12 PM