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Westward expansion.
Posted by: NotSherly | May 28, 2009 at 04:20 PM
Must be the rodeos.
Posted by: NotSherly | May 28, 2009 at 04:24 PM
Boston can just put a red sock on it.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 28, 2009 at 04:27 PM
cheesewiiz - That's why they call him Big Papi.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 28, 2009 at 04:30 PM
You'd think with all them oil derricks out there settin' a good example...
Posted by: padraig | May 28, 2009 at 04:31 PM
'For when your corn is just not as high as you'd like it to be'
Posted by: trustf8 | May 28, 2009 at 04:33 PM
So maybe not EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas.
Posted by: KJP | May 28, 2009 at 04:34 PM
7 of the 10 "hardest" cities are in the Northeast. We're just full of manly men.
Posted by: Braniff | May 28, 2009 at 04:43 PM
Judging from the image on the "Not Yet" posting, none of the cities along the eastern seaboard should be on this list.
Posted by: Jumper | May 28, 2009 at 06:24 PM
I'm surprised no Northeast cities are on the list. I've heard it gets pretty cold there which would cause 'shrinkage' so you'd think they would need it.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2009 at 07:10 PM
We doan need no stinkin' vi@gra, cindy.
I see 5 of the 6 limpest cities are in Texahoma.
Interesting.
And I thought Alaska was the home of the "manliest" men. What happened?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2009 at 07:17 PM
Providence RI was #11, followed by somebody I haven't found yet (12), Miami (13), and San José (14). I think I remember Yonkers was #15, but I have closed that window.
Minneapolis finished ahead of St Paul, and Tampa beat St Pete. They really wanted to have 100 cities, I guess.
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 28, 2009 at 07:40 PM
Wow, Texas placed three times. Guess that's as much action as they've seen in a while.
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 28, 2009 at 08:15 PM
Such a waste considering the town was built on the lubricant industry.
Posted by: Martinishark | May 28, 2009 at 10:39 PM
Whew, that Arlington entry had me concerned for a sec. Fortunately, it's not the Virginia one.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | May 28, 2009 at 10:39 PM
Well, that lends a whole new meaning to that old country song "Livin' on Tulsa Time..."
Posted by: Wes S. | May 29, 2009 at 01:06 AM
not everything are bigger in Texas ! .. :D
Posted by: Laura | May 29, 2009 at 05:01 AM
What's up, Tulsa?
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 29, 2009 at 08:33 AM
Boo, The VA Arlington is just limp wristed.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 29, 2009 at 08:33 AM
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' Men in Boston had the best sexual health, according to the ranking. '
Or the worst health insurance.
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | May 29, 2009 at 09:51 AM