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They are taking over!! One nearly flew into our car a month ago.... and I saw one standing - STANDING, mind you! - in a driveway last week! And the so-called U.N.....
Posted by: Tash | May 30, 2009 at 09:26 AM
And of course "Rogue Deer" WBAGNFARB....."he bucked and bounded and banged against the walls".... sounds like a great concert!
Posted by: Tash | May 30, 2009 at 09:29 AM
You mean.. one day, the whole herd of wild Turkeys that live here,could just barge thru the window and make our Team meetings actually interesting??
Mostly, they just defecate on and scratch our cars...
Deer, here, just get shot....
EB
Posted by: EB | May 30, 2009 at 09:33 AM
"he bucked and bounded and banged against the walls," -- or, if not a concert, since it was a motel, um
Posted by: Tash | May 30, 2009 at 09:44 AM
As God is my witness...
Posted by: Siouxie | May 30, 2009 at 09:55 AM
"Tom Turkey! Come on down!" This wouldn't have happened if they had been watching Oprah.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 30, 2009 at 10:04 AM
As I understand it, some young buck went to a motel, tore up his room, took a bath, had a nap, got shot up with some valium and left.
Just another night for a Colorado Rampage.
Posted by: NotSherly | May 30, 2009 at 10:23 AM
Wild Turkey is always a welcome guest.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 30, 2009 at 10:33 AM
Also Young Buck and the Rogue Deer.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2009 at 10:40 AM
She had to get the Chihuahua into the other room...otherwise there would have been a turkey vs. dog fight that would have gotten everyone upset.
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 30, 2009 at 10:47 AM
Deer Nuts: Just under a buck
Posted by: trustf8 | May 30, 2009 at 10:47 AM
"Boom, boom, boom," Dan said, describing the ruckus in the room.
When you mix young bucks and Wild Turkey, this is bound to happen...
Posted by: "frodolives" | May 30, 2009 at 12:20 PM
dern the bots, HOLD ON, I'll get the right link in a second...
Posted by: "frodolives" | May 30, 2009 at 12:21 PM
I MEANT... Boom, boom, boom
Posted by: "frodolives" | May 30, 2009 at 12:23 PM
The turkey "shocked" her?
Jeezely ... the wild critters are carryin' cattle prods now?
Next thing we know, they'll be puttin' down "unfriendly" fire ...
Posted by: O the U(manity) | May 30, 2009 at 12:47 PM
I always thought that a turkey's natural habitat was the kitchen.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 30, 2009 at 12:54 PM
Loudmouth, last time I had Wild Turkey, I was NOT a welcome guest... in fact, I'm wond'rin' if this story was "plucked" from that incident... "wattles" away quietly
Posted by: "frodolives" | May 30, 2009 at 12:58 PM
In related news, Mykelti Williamson has been cast as the head of New York CTU in the 8th season of "24."
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 30, 2009 at 01:25 PM
With his two-toed hooves, the animal managed to not only turn the bathtub faucet on, but he also thrust the stopper down, blocking the drain. Water spilled over the lip of the tub, and the room flooded.
I am impressed. I can never get the bathtubs in hotels to work right, and I have an opposable thumb!
I guess we should let the octopi try next...
Posted by: Dr. Lois | May 31, 2009 at 01:45 PM