THIS IS WHY, FOR SELF-DEFENSE, WE CARRY AN EMU
Man Uses Live Swan to Beat up Victim
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
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May 27, 2009
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How do we know it wasn't the swan's idea? It's a well known fact swans hate east Germans....
Posted by: Clark Kent | May 27, 2009 at 05:34 PM
Emos are retards.
Posted by: BoscoH | May 27, 2009 at 05:50 PM
Flipping the bird, German style.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 27, 2009 at 06:00 PM
No no no, you use flamingos as clubs. Did Lewis Carroll teach us nothing?
Posted by: KJP | May 27, 2009 at 06:52 PM
I knew tearing down that wall would bring nothing but good.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 27, 2009 at 07:00 PM
Mr. Gorbechoweveryouspellit, put up this wall!
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 27, 2009 at 07:04 PM
Of all the pictures of beautiful swans to choose from . . . . .
Posted by: NotSherly | May 27, 2009 at 07:18 PM
Ah, the Rod Hull school of self-defense...
(Let's see how many fellow geezers get that one...)
Posted by: Fax Paladin | May 27, 2009 at 07:50 PM
Reminds me of this.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 27, 2009 at 08:06 PM
Wow Loudmouth. Whoever that odd person wearing the feather boa on his wrist is sure has some serious mullet issues.
Posted by: Clown Puppy | May 27, 2009 at 08:23 PM
Clown Puppy that's Charlie Sheen and I still think he looks hot!
Posted by: nursecindy | May 27, 2009 at 09:25 PM
Sure they weren't doing Swan Lake? Sometimes I feel like I've been hit after a long evening of that! (poorly done - I'm a dance fan)
Or wait, Swannee River?
Posted by: Tash | May 27, 2009 at 10:01 PM
"Duck!" will forever now be changed to...
Posted by: Tash | May 27, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Did that poor swan take a dive or what!
Posted by: Tash | May 27, 2009 at 10:02 PM
Aw, a drunk's swan song.
Posted by: Texgal | May 27, 2009 at 10:10 PM
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Isn't "swan" the future past perfect indicative case of "swing"?
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Posted by: cosanostradamus | May 28, 2009 at 06:58 AM
Swan are tough birds. Shouldn't that be swans?
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 28, 2009 at 08:12 AM