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Armed to the teeth?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 20, 2009 at 09:17 AM
"I have a gub."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 20, 2009 at 09:18 AM
One should take the top plate and the other the bottom. It's fair.
Or they can move to Kentucky where nobody cares, anyway.
Posted by: Diane | May 20, 2009 at 09:35 AM
Maybe I'm just have a big heart but I would have let him keep the teeth. Especially since he was wearing them. If somebody walked in with a gun and demanded my teeth I would have probably dropped them immediately. And my teeth are real.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 20, 2009 at 10:11 AM
He not only got the teeth he got the blue tooth as well!
Posted by: DaninIA | May 20, 2009 at 10:23 AM
Dental extraction.
Posted by: NotSherly | May 20, 2009 at 11:59 AM
" Better do what he says. He's got a gum. "
Posted by: Clankazoid | May 20, 2009 at 02:54 PM