SCIENTIFIC POLL

Are you following Vice President Joe Biden's advice to avoid planes, subways and "confined places?"
	Yes. I am traveling exclusively in my government-supplied chauffeuered limo.
	I'm still going to public places, but I'm breathing a lot less often.
	Joe Biden is the vice president?
	Montpelier.
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Comments

[Siouxie]

Say it ain't so, Joe.

[nursecindy]

I have a feeling that Obama wishes that Joe were in Montpelier and breathing a lot less.

[Jeff Meyerson]

I think Andy Borowitz has it right.

[oneblankspace]

Fifty people have voted, but only three (now four) have commented here? What is this blog coming to......

[Siouxie]

No shit, Jeff. They need to duct tape his mouth.

[Margaritaville]

Way to take down the aviation industry in a bad economy, Joe! Just what we need right now!

[Brian]

God Old Joe "I don't really mean to feed the hysteria, but..." Biden. I'm comforted to know that our VP decided to forget the recommendations of the CDC and the Medical Community and encourage citizens to start folding their aluminum foil hats.

[Siouxie]

Elsewhere, actress Kirstie Alley said that she wished she had Michelle Obama's arms, adding, "for lunch."

Get in line behind Oprah, Kirstie.

[trustf8]

This was really Joe Biden's advice to his daughter to avoid long lines...

[Siouxie]

trustf8, that just cracks me up.

[Mitch]

When I'm at work (airport), I hold my breath for the duration of my shift.

[ScottMGS]

Oh, come one. It's not like he's the first vice president to go out of control.

[Pannus]

I drank too much beer last night and felt a little under the weather this morning. I also coughed. However, as a good citizen, I heeded President Obama's advice and stayed home today. I did send my kids to daycare so I could watch day time television in peace.

I'm trying not to induce hysteria but I do feel a little worse than I did when I first got up this morning.

[Siouxie]

Very true, Scott. Butt...shooting a lawyer is considered a benefit to humanity.

*runs and hides from El*

[Horace LaBadie]

I am staying out of confined spaces. And the police will never take me back there.

[Horace LaBadie]

ANd who thought that the Heinie flu was better than the Swine flu? More of us have heinies than swine.

[Hammond Rye]

I've seen this before. We don't have anything to worry about until the dead from the flu rise in search of brains to eat.

[ScottMGS]

One excellent example, Siouxie.

I might have a rhinovirus so I'm having the zoo put down all the rhinos.

[MartiniShark]

I swear, a simian hopped up on cuban coffee and waving around an AK-47 is less dangerous than Biden shooting off his mouth.

[CJrun]

You mean the Villages idiot?

(Yes, I know that may not be him, butt it sure looks and sounds like him)

[Siouxie]

*WAVES @ Hammie!!!*

[ScottMGS]

Hilarious, Siouxie. Where did you find that one?

[Siouxie]

Hammie, you do have a point there. By then, we'll all be immune or zombies.

[Siouxie]

Google is my friend, Scott ;-P

[ScottMGS]

And a true friend [s]he is, Siouxie.

[Cheesewiz]

Tea-out-the-nose, elephant-snork for Souixie's link.

[ron]

Avoid Joe Biden at all costs.

[will]

With respect ScottMGS, I'm not convinced Joe was ever in control. That man, in front of a camera and microphone, is a complete menace.

[Brian]

Come on Sharkie, no need to bring our County Commissioners into this. Leave Natasha alone.

[Cheesewiz]

^ at the institute we have been experimenting with different ways to spell "Siouxie."

[Brian]

Wiz, I think that's the Native American spelling.

[Siouxie]

It's ok, Cheezie. There are many ways to mispell my nickname ;-P

I think someone better throw Biden from the train. (agnfa movie).

[Siouxie]

and also to misspell misspell.

[MartiniShark]

Now Brian, I referenced no particular gun-toting simian. Any comparisons are drawn by yourself.

[NotSherly]

This hullabaloo
Forces me to
Fly over the cuckoo's nest.
All those who
Hype swine flu,
Kindly, give it a rest.

[Allen at Division]

Imagine--Joe is only a heartbeat away from the Presidency...

[Ralph]

Biden is a smart man, but his mouth runs faster than his brain. Cheney is also a smart man, but his brain runs faster than his ethics. On the other hand, we could have had Palin for V.P. Her hair runs faster than her brain.

So Biden disagrees with the CDC -- no big deal. Personally, I'm avoiding swine flu by staying away from crowds of pigs with lipstick.

[padraig]

Our last Pres/VP combination was made up of one guy with a Vision for America and one putz. The scorecard is the same now, but I like the placement better this time around.

[Renee (the First)]

Biden has a brain? News to me. At least Palin doesn't have to keep a full-time staff on hand to chorus "She didn't really mean that!" every time she opens her mouth. I hope Joe's "clarifiers" are getting well-paid; they're earning it.

[Siouxie]

Renee, Palin woulda shot the damn pig that started it all ;-P

[frodolives]

*SNORKS* at Siouxie!!! ... And skinned it and sent it to the NFL ("here's your damned football!")

[Merri Lee]

In a world full of over-scripted phony politicians, he says what he thinks. That said, since he did say what he thinks, what is the CDC not telling us? Methinks Joe knows something...

[Spiny Norman]

Methinks Joe knows something...

That would be a first.

[ScottMGS]

Truth is, pigs didn't carry "swine" flu to New Zealand. People on planes did. I'd say the best way to judge your chances of catching it is to measure your distance to the nearest international airport!

As for

[nursecindy]

So true Scott. Thank goodness I never go anywhere anymore. Ever. (Goes off to room to cry)

[Moon]

Biden!!!

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ni0jfa.jpg

[ScottMGS]

I hear ya, nc. *pat, pat*