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Isn't that Heath Ledger's mom?
Posted by: Steve Haller | May 26, 2009 at 12:26 PM
She's going to use the legless and had to drive defence.
Posted by: ron | May 26, 2009 at 12:34 PM
She said she drank after the crash and before arriving to entertain the kids.
and drank ... and drank ... and drank
Posted by: MOTW | May 26, 2009 at 12:42 PM
"I never should have went..."
*FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 26, 2009 at 12:46 PM
As a matter of fact, don't clown, ever.
Posted by: KJP | May 26, 2009 at 12:54 PM
Where's Uncle Buck when you need him?
Posted by: Mark O'Polo | May 26, 2009 at 01:06 PM
Send her out.
Posted by: Judy Collins | May 26, 2009 at 01:12 PM
She got in an accident...fled the scene...and THEN started drinking? Oh kay...
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 26, 2009 at 01:23 PM
A little song, a little dance, a little beer dribbling down your pants...
Posted by: Steve Haller | May 26, 2009 at 01:23 PM
That just proves my theory that clowns are creepy masked people who are hiding a deep, dark and creepy secret with their painted on happy faces.
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 26, 2009 at 01:46 PM
I may be wrong but I think somebody that frequents this blog, with a machete, has daughters that go to Ringling's College. IYKWIM. Of course they're probably going for Art and Design.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 26, 2009 at 02:11 PM
*Snorks at Meanie's obscure reference*
Posted by: Snarky Comment | May 26, 2009 at 02:21 PM
cindy, I better NOT be paying for a clown education! That college is not cheap!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 26, 2009 at 02:58 PM
I know it is a wonderful Arts and Design school but wouldn't it be funny if that was say, their minor?
Posted by: nursecindy | May 26, 2009 at 03:14 PM
We won't . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 26, 2009 at 03:17 PM
I guess it's not a bad 'back up' career LOL
Posted by: Siouxie | May 26, 2009 at 03:43 PM
MKJ's link: If I remember correctly, Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald, and based on the gapped teeth, I think that's him.
Posted by: pogo | May 26, 2009 at 04:23 PM
"They were all hanging on me and saying, 'Don't take the clown,'" said Ingalls.
Aww, poor kids, that'll learn 'em.
Next stop, Chuck E. Cheese.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 26, 2009 at 06:53 PM
"I'm not allowed to drink in costume and I should have never went (to the party) because I was too upset," said Ingalls.
Yeah, what Siouxie said.
By the way, I found her mugshot.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 26, 2009 at 06:57 PM
I knew that something about this story sounded very familiar.
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 26, 2009 at 07:06 PM
She still seems pretty hammered during the interview. And isn't what she's wearing for that interview a costume, too?
Posted by: Clown Puppy | May 26, 2009 at 07:15 PM
Snarky, if you found Meanie's comment "obscure," you are obviously not one of us geezers! It was my first thought when I read the story, and only regret I couldn't get on the blog earlier and post it first!
Posted by: "frodolives" | May 26, 2009 at 08:19 PM
I would guess that Siouxie's favorite quote wasn't "...never have went..." but rather "...shouldn't of went...". Just a guess, mind you.
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 27, 2009 at 12:30 AM
Scott, I should of known you knewn me well ;-P
Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2009 at 09:33 AM
hahaha
catching up on 'old news' here -
you guys are hysterical
:)
Posted by: trustf8 | May 27, 2009 at 11:51 AM