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A hearse pulled up to a bar. The bartender looked in the back and asked, "Why the long case?"
Posted by: CJrun | May 28, 2009 at 06:38 AM
Bernie had to buy the beer.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 28, 2009 at 07:36 AM
I think I saw Drunk Driver & the Dead Bogatanians open for Whitsnake.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 28, 2009 at 07:53 AM
WHITE
*stoopid not-yet-caffeinated fingers*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | May 28, 2009 at 07:54 AM
Last call at the bar.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 28, 2009 at 08:05 AM
This week, a church in Indiana bought a former funeral home at a tax sale. When they took possession, they found four bodies that had been left behind when the owner lost his license a couple of years ago.
There is probably a "reducing headcount" joke that I'll think of when I have more coffee.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 28, 2009 at 08:43 AM
Police said Vasquez's body was found in the hearse in the parking lot of a motel in Bogota's San Bernardo neighborhood, the newspaper reported.
The driver was in room 7 with two hookers and a bottle of tequila.
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2009 at 08:53 AM
i hope that when i die, everyone in the procession pulls through the driveup liquor window then continues in a conga line to the cemetary.
Posted by: crossgirl | May 28, 2009 at 09:09 AM
Was Vasquez behind the wheel?
Posted by: ron | May 28, 2009 at 09:11 AM
Obviously the driver needed a stiff drink.
Posted by: trustf8 | May 28, 2009 at 09:52 AM
LOL @ CJ and cg!
I'm with ya, girl!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2009 at 10:27 AM
It was his first day on the job and he misunderstood that in that business "stop and pick up a cold one" means something completely different.
Posted by: Martinishark | May 28, 2009 at 10:43 AM
It was just common courtesy. If you give a guy a ride, he buys you a drink.
Posted by: Steve | May 28, 2009 at 11:08 AM
It's not like Vasquez was in a hurry to go anywhere. What's the fuss? I've tried to tell my kids what I want done when I die but they just say they don't want to talk about it and say I'm gruesome. I told them I want a nice Mass Of The Dead and then a party for everybody else afterwards. With a band and everything. I can usually ask them for any favor for a couple of weeks after I tell them this. Then the guilt wears off.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2009 at 01:14 PM