JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE
Now: Marmite.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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May 28, 2009
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He's sticking out his tongue. I wonder why.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2009 at 09:25 AM
I've never seen a picture Of jesus with 8822033 imposed across his beard.
Posted by: ron | May 28, 2009 at 09:33 AM
He's been through bigger jams than that.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 28, 2009 at 09:34 AM
The two fingers that I could afford to send to typing school are not up to the task this morning.
Posted by: ron | May 28, 2009 at 09:35 AM
Jesus appears to be one of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers!
And he's wearing shades!!
Posted by: Moon | May 28, 2009 at 09:36 AM
Well, if Jesus has a seriously deformed face. But this proves it all along! Jesus was an African American!
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 28, 2009 at 09:44 AM
My SIL, who had never encountered Marmite before marrying my daughter, refuses to put, what he says looks like axle grease, on a slice of bread. Luckily, for my daughter, Marmite, along with other South African favourites, is available at selected stores in the US so we don't have to keep sending her packages of goodies.
Posted by: Mot The Hoople | May 28, 2009 at 10:00 AM
*looks askance at Mot's idea of 'packages of goodies'*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2009 at 10:04 AM
But yes, you can get Marmite™ here, though why you'd want to beats me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2009 at 10:05 AM
Quick - where's the toast with Saint Mary on it?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 28, 2009 at 10:12 AM
♬ I don't care if it rains or freezes, as long as I got my Marmite Jesus...♫
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2009 at 10:15 AM
LOL Annie!! Hey GF!! miss you around here!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2009 at 10:15 AM
Marmite and Marmosets on the same day?
(Marmite and the Marmosets WBAGNFARB)
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 28, 2009 at 10:28 AM
Yep, that's Jesus. Salt of the earth, so to speak.
Posted by: Steve | May 28, 2009 at 11:00 AM
Initially they thought it looked like Rob Zombie but the media was not interested.
Posted by: Martinishark | May 28, 2009 at 11:02 AM
might make those communion wafers more palatable.
Posted by: crossgirl | May 28, 2009 at 11:12 AM
I found the Virgin Mary in my paint splotch the other day!
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 28, 2009 at 11:34 AM
Very picassoesque, Marg.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2009 at 11:55 AM
Personally, I think it looks like Rondo Hatton. But, then, I'm not from Ystrad Rhondda.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 28, 2009 at 12:09 PM
People who can actually eat
a salt lickMarmite are probably more likely to see Jesus in any number of unlikely places.Posted by: klezmerphan | May 28, 2009 at 12:20 PM
I bid $26,000 if the marmite has been on a bedside table for at least 10 years.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 28, 2009 at 12:26 PM
I think it looks way more like Frank Zappa.
Posted by: Targetgirl | May 28, 2009 at 12:39 PM
Does that say "ass mould"? if so...wazzat?
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2009 at 12:44 PM
Siouxie - I was just noticing that - no idea!
Posted by: cowprintrabbit | May 28, 2009 at 01:20 PM
I noticed that too Siouxie. I've never heard of Marmite but from what I've read about here today I don't think I will try it. I don't care if all the apostles show up on the lid also.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2009 at 01:22 PM
Looks like Screech from "Saved By The Bell"
(geezer mom whose kids were addicted.....back in the day)
Posted by: Coconuts | May 28, 2009 at 07:19 PM