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May 19, 2009


En route to Summit County Jail, the man told the officer “that he was 468 years old, and was being hunted across the country by priests, nuns and monks,” according to the report.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)


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He's still young for a Vampire.

That could be any of several people from my Catholic grade school graduating class.

A nut job with nunchucks. Maybe if he gave the nun her chucks back they would quit following him.

Why is this a prohibited weapon?

Good plot for a Kung Fu Matrix movie?
(Try it our, Dave if your Very Barry Book-of-Nagging doesn't work out)


let's hope he never gets a life sentence...

Also, he's in the new Tom Hanks movie...
"nun"-chucks-hee, hee!

Clearly he's made a pact with Stan just like you, Dave...

sounds like he needs to rinse the PCP off of his speshul greens.

"I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings."
It's not easy being an immortal. Everyone is always out to get you.

Less'ee... rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper... nunchucks covers taser???? Ah, love it when they come from the home state!!! Did someone set up the perimeter???

I gotcher perimeter right here...!

A friend asked me to make a "three-section-staff" for him in my shop once. This is remotely similar to a set of nunchucks. Of course, I had to try them out, but I quit when I rearranged my scalp. It took me two or three tries to learn that lesson with nunchucks but it wasn't my head that was getting beat up, if you get my drift.

I don't know karate, but I know crazy.

This guy was born in 1541,the same year as El Greco.He is really ,really old.And really ,really crazy.

I am disappointed in you Grasshopper.

A woman would have told them she was 429 years old.

.. it would be just another day for us, at the Funny Farm....

We average a Prophet a week..and the work makes You feel like you're 450 years old..


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