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May 21, 2009

IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE APPEARS ON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT

(Thanks to Danny)

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*snork*

That. is. all.

"Say hello to my little friend..."

*puppet hat trick??*

You know buddy they have pills to help you with that. ...Andy told me.

yoodle-a-Hee
yoodle-a-HEE-HEE
Yoodle-A-HEEEEE
YOODLE-AAA-HEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gives new meaning to the word "Hand Puppet."

"Officers called to the scene found a white string tied around Martin's penis, as well as methamphetamine and a pornographic magazine."

He had a devil of a time tying the magazine around his penis.

I do wish people would get this right. If there's a string attached, it's a marionette, not a puppet. Sheesh. Easy to remember. Puppet, hand up it.

Next, from James & Bobby Purify:

♫ I'm your puppet... ♬

*snork* @ Allen ! You can step to the front of the line for the geezer bus - allow me to pay your way !

*just pull the string, and I'll wink at you - I'm your puppet*

already been done

double posting link since bot appears to be eating linky...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis

Never ask this guy "Hey, how's it hangin'?"

It wasn't string, it was fishing line. He got it at Beecher Rod and Reel.

Ford, I'm guessing he got it at Dick's.

"And about how often do you have sex, Mr. Smith?"

"Whenever I can fine an exposed air conditioner, a pornographic magazine, some string, and some methamphetamines during bright daylight hours in a crowded apartment complex."

He must prefer a wooden puppet.

It's Howdy Doody time!!

A man who police said attached a string to his penis to perform some sort of puppet show in the public area of a Federal Way apartment complex has been charged with felony indecent exposure.

Don't they mean "pubic area"?

Kukla, Fran and Weenie ?

Now, there's a man who knows how to start off the morning. I do have questions about what result he wanted from his actions.

Newbie here, I wanted to advise you of the malwarebyte that is going around the net. This might be a bit off topic but hopefully it will help folks get that crapy spyware off their PC. Thanks, Newbie

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