IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE APPEARS ON AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
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*snork*
That. is. all.
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2009 at 12:25 PM
"Say hello to my little friend..."
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2009 at 12:27 PM
*puppet hat trick??*
Posted by: Siouxie | May 21, 2009 at 12:27 PM
You know buddy they have pills to help you with that. ...Andy told me.
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 21, 2009 at 12:28 PM
yoodle-a-Hee
yoodle-a-HEE-HEE
Yoodle-A-HEEEEE
YOODLE-AAA-HEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: trustf8 | May 21, 2009 at 12:36 PM
Gives new meaning to the word "Hand Puppet."
Posted by: Coconuts | May 21, 2009 at 12:38 PM
"Officers called to the scene found a white string tied around Martin's penis, as well as methamphetamine and a pornographic magazine."
He had a devil of a time tying the magazine around his penis.
Posted by: Mr Death | May 21, 2009 at 12:39 PM
I do wish people would get this right. If there's a string attached, it's a marionette, not a puppet. Sheesh. Easy to remember. Puppet, hand up it.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 21, 2009 at 12:39 PM
Next, from James & Bobby Purify:
♫ I'm your puppet... ♬
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 21, 2009 at 12:49 PM
*snork* @ Allen ! You can step to the front of the line for the geezer bus - allow me to pay your way !
*just pull the string, and I'll wink at you - I'm your puppet*
Posted by: Account Deleted | May 21, 2009 at 01:00 PM
already been done
double posting link since bot appears to be eating linky...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis
Posted by: cowprintrabbit | May 21, 2009 at 01:07 PM
Never ask this guy "Hey, how's it hangin'?"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 21, 2009 at 01:16 PM
It wasn't string, it was fishing line. He got it at Beecher Rod and Reel.
Posted by: Ford79 | May 21, 2009 at 01:49 PM
Ford, I'm guessing he got it at Dick's.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | May 21, 2009 at 02:34 PM
"And about how often do you have sex, Mr. Smith?"
"Whenever I can fine an exposed air conditioner, a pornographic magazine, some string, and some methamphetamines during bright daylight hours in a crowded apartment complex."
Posted by: Betsy | May 21, 2009 at 02:39 PM
He must prefer a wooden puppet.
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 21, 2009 at 02:56 PM
It's Howdy Doody time!!
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 21, 2009 at 03:41 PM
A man who police said attached a string to his penis to perform some sort of puppet show in the public area of a Federal Way apartment complex has been charged with felony indecent exposure.
Don't they mean "pubic area"?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 21, 2009 at 03:48 PM
Kukla, Fran and Weenie ?
Posted by: Clankazoid | May 21, 2009 at 05:39 PM
Now, there's a man who knows how to start off the morning. I do have questions about what result he wanted from his actions.
Posted by: Steve | May 21, 2009 at 07:16 PM
Newbie here, I wanted to advise you of the malwarebyte that is going around the net. This might be a bit off topic but hopefully it will help folks get that crapy spyware off their PC. Thanks, Newbie
Posted by: exipinmersike | June 23, 2009 at 11:00 PM