IRS EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK SO FAR
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Scott said Hicks did it "because he felt he could get away with it."----Isn't that the reason most bad things happen?
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 27, 2009 at 10:50 AM
Looks like he really gave a piss about his taxes.
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 27, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Your tax dollars at work, being p!ssed away as usual.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 27, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Only a hick would do such a thing.
btw: There is a "Hicksville" here on long island ;)
Posted by: trustf8 | May 27, 2009 at 11:04 AM
I want to lodge a complaint, this blog should not be stooping to yellow journalism...
Posted by: tonymus | May 27, 2009 at 11:21 AM
Maybe he needs those pills that stops guys from having to whizz every 5 minutes.
Hey trustf8: I used to live in Hicksville. Took the LIRR from there to MYC.
Posted by: Braniff | May 27, 2009 at 11:38 AM
Who can really blame somebody for expressing such an opinion of the IRS?
...On the other hand: This is one of the people who's processing your tax returns. Wonder what else Mr. Hicks and his colleagues have done because they thought they "could get away with it?"
Posted by: Wes S. | May 27, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Braniff - NTTAWWT....
and perhaps you mean NYC
unless of course you have your own special city
Posted by: trustf8 | May 27, 2009 at 12:05 PM
So maybe this first contestant wasn't so far off after all...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5E7JQM943o
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 27, 2009 at 12:22 PM
$4,600 to clean ONE elevator? Just what the heck kind of pee did he have? Sulfuric acid?
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 27, 2009 at 12:25 PM
Who hasn't wanted to piss on the IRS???
Posted by: Texgal | May 27, 2009 at 12:28 PM
trustf8: Thanks. I was probably squirming in my seat having to pee when I mis-typed that.
Posted by: Braniff | May 27, 2009 at 12:31 PM
Rumor has it GM is hiring the guy to head up investor relations.
Posted by: KJP | May 27, 2009 at 01:19 PM
and a brief 16 months after he admitted to it, the trial begins.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 27, 2009 at 01:58 PM
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned this but wouldn't an appropriate punishment be for Mr. Hicks to clean the elevator? This would save taxpayers $4600 and maybe he'll think twice before seeing if he can get away with something. I say give him a bucket, a sponge, and some Lysol and tell him to clean away. I'd make him pay for the cleaning supplies too.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 27, 2009 at 02:46 PM
When he needed to go to the bathroom he did not submit the correct form in triplicate, so he really had no choice.
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 27, 2009 at 04:48 PM
Wait till they get the cleaning bill for the IRS headquarters. If we could only get 10,000 angry taxpayer men...
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 27, 2009 at 07:50 PM
Don't even try to pretend that this guy didn't just do what everyone else has thought about. Or is it just me?
Posted by: Steve | May 28, 2009 at 11:15 AM