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Another sign of the impending apocalypse: Smurfapalooza
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | May 28, 2009 at 09:20 AM
Damn Whitenecks.They're gonna ruin everything.
Posted by: ron | May 28, 2009 at 09:24 AM
is our students Smurfing?
Posted by: Braniff | May 28, 2009 at 09:43 AM
My cousins are getting out of control.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 28, 2009 at 09:56 AM
The Daily Telegraph reports that more than 3,000 people will take part in the attempt by painting themselves blue and wearing white hats at the city's Oceana nightclub, on June 8.
Call me crazy but I'm betting alcohol is involved.
And Gathering of the Smurfs WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 28, 2009 at 10:03 AM
Where's Gargamel when you need him???
Posted by: Siouxie | May 28, 2009 at 10:20 AM
But watch out for the smurf that smurfs smurfs.
Posted by: oneblankschtroumpf | May 28, 2009 at 10:26 AM
Judging by that photo Smurfs breed like rabbits.
Posted by: Martinishark | May 28, 2009 at 10:52 AM
But do they breast-feed non-fat milk?
Posted by: ScottMGS | May 28, 2009 at 11:00 AM
What's the world's record for the most smurfs in a steel cage, death match with mutant, androgynous teletubbies?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 28, 2009 at 12:19 PM
I bet you thought there was no reason to have a neutron bomb. See, missed oportunity...
Posted by: ed in texas | May 28, 2009 at 01:13 PM
Thank goodness. I thought it was a bunch of Duke University fans and they were reproducing. I'm a Tarheel fan. Go Heels!
Posted by: nursecindy | May 28, 2009 at 01:26 PM
"A total of 395 smurfs attempted to break the world record but unfortunately failed."
Well, duh. They forgot to paint the babies.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | May 28, 2009 at 03:17 PM
Next year, Asterix!
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | May 28, 2009 at 03:30 PM
Thank God! this is an awesome idea! ,, thanks for this :)
Posted by: Laura | May 29, 2009 at 05:03 AM