EVEN FOR SQUIRRELS, THIS IS LOW

(Thanks to Clown Puppy, jon harris, Gary, Horace LaBadie, Cynthia, Jeff Meyerson, DavCat and Rich Klinzman)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

One of a pair of thieving squirrels hangs on to a tree trunk on Thursday afternoon at Mount Hope Cemetery in Port Huron looking as if it might say, "I didn't do it."

Yeah, right.

GNFARB:

Thieving Cemetery Squirrels
Rogue Rodents

[Loudmouth]

The nest, which is about 45 feet up a spruce tree, can be seen by an observant cemetery visitor as red, white and blue cloth drapes over branches.

...and the home of the brave.

[Horace LaBadie]

As Richard Nixon said in a similar situation, "We could shoot the squirrels, but that would be wrong."

[Jeff Meyerson]

As Granny Clampett said, "Squirrels are good eating."

*goes to find geezer bus*

[nursecindy]

I think squirrels are getting smarter. It's like a version of 'Caddyshack' around my house lately. I plant flowers, they dig them up. They're particularly fond of petunias.

[trustf8]

Verb 1. squirrel away: to save up as for future use...

Just what are these 'Varmint Cong' planning?

[Margaritaville]

Well at least they had respect enough to wait after Mass to do their vandalizing.

[Steve Haller]

So many flags ... so little time ...

[DaninIA]

shoot em!

[Horace LaBadie]

Left-wing, hippie squirrels.

[oneblankspace]

Or, even worse, Red squirrels.

[Ralph]

"A squirrel -- weighing about 3 pounds...."
No wonder they're causing problems -- 1 1/2 lbs. is a large Grey Squirrel. These must be some of those bloated superpatriots.

[frodolives]

My thought exactly, Ralph. What kind of stuffing do you use for squirrel?